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Christmas Special
Writer: Barry Cryer, Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: David Frost (Himself), Terry Wogan (Himself), Bob Geldof (Various (as Bob Geldorf)), Billy Connolly (Various), Johnny Wade (Various), Denise Gyngell (Dancer), Paula Griffin (Dancer), Mandy Perryment (Dancer), Philip Trewinnard (Various), Patsy Smart (Various), Mollie Maureen (Various), John Arnatt (Various), The Police (Themselves (as Police)), Ray Cameron (Man in Audience (Uncredited))
Sketches Include:
Kenny buried by ITV and dug up by the BBC.
BBC Doors (with Terry Wogan).
Gizzard Puke - jewish santa.
BBC Boardroom.
Two Old Ladies (with Billy Connolly).
Politician - public media.
Cupid - cannes film festival.
Designer Jeans (with Bob Geldof).
BBC Shopping List.
Kenny meets Sting.
Dentist Magician.
Gizzard Puke - starting handle.
Dentist Magician 2.
Cupid - burt reynolds.
Scots Ice Cream sketch (with Billy Connolly and David Frost).
Buster Keaton Homage by Barney Shamrock.
Photo Booth (with Bob Geldof).
Shoot the Dog.
Arab Ice Cream sketch (with Billy Connolly and David Frost).
2 :01x02 - Series 1, Show 1
Writer: Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), Simon Cadell (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), William Rushton (Various), Terry Wogan (Various), Johnny Shannon (Various), Oscar Quitak (Various), John Junkin (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Frederick Jaeger (Various), Bill Wyman (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Joan of Arc - bonfire cigar.
Marcel Wave - French and English language differences.
British politics (with Cleo Rocos).
Construction Workers - einstein (with Terry Wogan).
Politician - imports.
Indian Guru - Who am I? (with William Rushton).
American Loo-seat Lifter.
Abraham Lincoln, what really happened - is it over yet?
Dungeon Prisoner - silly cow (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - naughty little boy.
Cupid - abattoir massacre.
Celebrity Guest Time - Bill Wyman.
Egyptian tomb - engaged sarcophagus.
Bill Wyman Female Impersonator (with Cleo Rocos).
Subway Train - drunken punk (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - Fart Cut!
Almost Changed the Course of History - Hitler's boots.
Spiderman - Undone Flies.
Indian Guru - life is an orange (with William Rushton).
Couple in Bed - Is there someone else?
Marcel Wave - standing up, sitting down, three legs joke.
Dungeon - no confession? (with John Junkin).
The Queen and Prince Philip - labour exchange (with Simon Cadell).
Couple in Bed - I love you too (with William Rushton).
Politician - compromise.
Cupid - 2001 2
End of the show - You, audience
3 :01x03 - Series 1, Show 2
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), Richard Johnson (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), William Rushton (Various), Bill Wyman (Various), Terry Wogan (Himself), Joanna Lumley (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Sid Wright (Various), Mollie Maureen (Various (as Molly Maureen)), Gary Martin (Various), Toyah Willcox (Herself (as Toyah))
Sketches Include:
American Lawyer Advert.
Gizzard Puke - car insurance.
Breast Massage.
Chewing Bank Robber.
Buster Keaton Tribute.
Cupid - tarzan's last stand.
BBC Boardroom - michael parkinson.
Church Sermon - chinese.
Space Invaders X-Ray.
Toyah Hair Colour Change.
Sid Snot - New York.
Restaurant Breakup (with Joanna Lumley and Richard Johnson).
Macburgers (with Bill Wyman).
Dungeon Prisoner - charades (with Lionel Blair).
Toyah as Kenny and Kenny as Toyah.
Commercial Time - tits.
Sid Snot - farmers.
Guess the Celebrity (with Terry Wogan).
Van Gogh Interview.
Maurice Mimer - ladder.
Dungeon Prisoner - headphones.
BBC Boardroom - the good old days.
Spiderman - milkman.
Cupid - florence nightingale.
Earthquake Sex.
Politician - house of lords.
Church Sermon - BBC head of variety.
Marcel Wave - eskimo girl.
Bouncing Boobs.
4 :01x04 - Series 1, Show 3
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), Richard Johnson (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), William Rushton (Various), Joanna Lumley (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), John Wells (Various), Frederick Jaeger (Various), Brian Godfrey (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Madness (Themselves), Graham Cole (Man with Remote)
Sketches Include:
Indian Guru - god.
Condensed Show.
Gizzard Puke - spider.
Tea with milk
Cupid - the house of the haunted choppers.
Having Trouble Parking? - sherman tank.
William Tell.
Amazonian Jungle - quicksand.
Dinner Party - bad smell (with Joanna Lumley).
Maurice Mimer - stairs 1.
Moonlight Bay Toilet Song (with Billy Connoly and John Wells).
Maurice Mimer - stairs 2.
Wine Tasting.
Wanna buy a video cassette? (with Billy Connolly).
TV Special Effects.
Gizzard Puke - dentist.
Tarzan - it's a bloody jungle out there!
Moon Landing - first woman on the moon.
Musical Guest Star Time - ringo starr not avaiable.
Spiderman - toilet.
Restaurant Argument - save a marriage service underwater (with Joanna Lumley and Richard Johnson).
Spiderman - laundry.
Bee Gees Interview (with Kenny as the Bee Gees).
Cupid - the armada massacres.
Mighty Everett Muses - the man who loved the telephone.
SDP Canvasser.
Marcel Wave - a woman is like a continent.
Dungeon Prisoner - happy birthday (with Lionel Blair).
5 :01x05 - Series 1, Show 4
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Frank Carson (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), John Wells (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), William Rushton (Various), John Junkin (Various), Joanna Lumley (Various), Tim Brooke-Taylor (Various), Brian Godfrey (Various), Robin Parkinson (Various), Frederick Jaeger (Various), Toni Basil (Herself)
Sketches Include:
Doctor.
Chemist Shop (with Joanna Lumley).
Gizzard Puke - elephant's ears.
Sid Snot - gizzard puke.
Church Funeral - ventriloquist.
Bombthebastards - good old US of A.
Politician Interview ( with Cleo Rocos as MP Shirley Williams).
Cupid - diana dors.
Anything for a Laugh - married couple (with Sheila Steafel and Robin Parkinson).
Indian Guru - brown rice.
Angry Cashpoint Machine.
Sid Snot - bus.
Two Old Ladies - gardener (with Billy Connolly).
Spiderman - taxi.
Courtroom - client's wife.
Gizzard Puke - football.
Beethoven Soap Advert Music (with Tom Brooke-Taylor and John Junkin).
News for the Deaf.
Moon Landing - moon buggy female driver.
Cupid - bed sharing.
Dentist - full moon (Frederick Jaeger).
Margaret Thatcher singing (with John Wells and Mike Moran).
After End Credits - viewer hitchhiker (with Cleo Rocos).
6 :01x06 - Series 1, Show 5
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Michael Parkinson (Himself), Terry Wogan (Various), William Rushton (Various), Mollie Maureen (Various), Margaret Flint (Various (as Maggie Flint)), Robert East (Various), George Tovey (Various), Johnny Shannon (Various), Finola Hughes (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Oscar Quitak (Various), Imagination (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Indian Guru - what is it like on the other side?
Kenny Cartoon.
Gizzard Puke - pub argument
The Lobster Pot - human food restaurant.
Cupid - loch ness film.
Parkinson - wig falls off (with Michael Parkinson).
Abraham Lincoln, What Really Happened - terrific hat.
Construction Workers - tree fellas (with Terry Wogan).
Cyclax Paint Advert.
Sid Snot - technicolour yawn.
Anything for a Laugh - mr and mrs mallet and son jeremy.
Kenny - letter from laurence olivier.
Long Sniper Rifle.
Bombthebastards - my country means to me...
Gizzard Puke - confessional.
Indian Impressionist - groucho marx, humphrey bogart, bette davis.
Courtroom - soho policeman.
Fear Can Be Fun.
9 O'Clock News - you heard it here first.
Cupid - bloodbath of the vestal virgins.
BBC Boardroom - i quite liked that.
Marcel Wave - creature of the moment.
Dindisco Arcade Game.
Politician - royal family.
Kenny Ballet Dancer.
Sid Snot - did you see that?
End of the Show - let's all meet for lunch tomorrow.
After Ending Titles - Bombthebastards' jacket on a chair.
7 :01x07 - Series 1, Show 6
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Terry Wogan (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), Adam Faith (Himself), Frank Carson (Himself), Johnny Shannon (Various), Oscar Quitak (Various), Mollie Maureen (Various), Brian Godfrey (Various), Robert East (Various), John Arnatt (Various), B.A. Robertson (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Sexual Innuendo.
Kenny Piano Song.
Spiderman - fart.
Folding Chairs.
Gizzard Puke - copper.
Speaking Clock (with B.A. Robertson).
Sid Snot - card trick.
Kenny as Rod Stewart.
Red Sea Fishing.
Cupid - the old curiosity axe murders.
The world's tallest building.
Dungeon Prisoner - crossword (with Lionel Blair).
Greatest Bed Jokes of All Time (with B.A. Robertson).
Magician's Assistant in Three Parts.
Sid Snot - cigarettes.
BBC Boardroom - it makes you sick.
Hitler's Bunker - master plan toffee.
Complex Transplant.
Couple in Bed - marriage excitement is gone.
Adam Faith - another bed joke? (with Adam Faith).
Products By Royal Appointment.
Construction Workers - paratroops (with Terry Wogan).
Push-Button Phone Call.
Cupid - balls on the willow.
Courtroom - irish jokes (with Frank Carson).
Marcel Wave - think of me.
In It For the Money.
After Ending Titles - BBC Boardroom.
8 :01x08 - Series 1, Show 7
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), James Hunt (Himself), Pamela Stephenson (Various), Michael Winner (Himself), Lulu (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), Susan George (Various), Ian Lavender (Various), Brian Godfrey (Various), Michael Sharvell-Martin (Various), Robert East (Various), Oscar Quitak (Various), Chas & Dave (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Joan of Arc - no smoking.
Weather Forecast.
Cookery Show - tilting television.
Cab Driver (with James Hunt).
Kenny With Susan George - 1.
Maurice Mimer - Flower.
The Front Doorbell (with Billy Connolly).
Kenny With Susan George - 2.
Service Not Included (with Lulu).
Cupid - axe murderer always rings twice.
Indian Turban.
Joan of Arc - underdone steak.
Gizzard Puke - two goldfish joke.
Marcel Wave - gizzard puke.
Motorway Services.
Bird seed.
Kenny With Susan George - 3.
Joan of Arc - regular joke.
Fulcrum - mafia informant.
Maurice Mimer - 100lb weight.
Cupid - bloodbath in South block 11 (with Michael Winner).
Sid Snot - seasick.
Joan of Arc - dreadful steak.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 1
insect house.
Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of... the End of the World - 2 fog
NewsDesk.
End of the show - sad country song.
After ending titles- susan george complaining.
9 :01x09 - Series 1, Show 8
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), Noel Edmonds (Himself), Susan George (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), Tommy Cannon (Various), Bobby Ball (Various), Judy Geeson (Various), ABBA (Themselves), Bob Geldof (Various), Michael Sharvell-Martin (Various (as Michael Sharvel-Martin)), Oscar Quitak (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Lulu (Herself)
Sketches Include:
Lu door (with Lulu).
VW car advert.
Gizzard Puke - priest joke.
ABBA say no to appearing.
Maurice Mimer - Jacket.
Escort Agency (with Judy Geeson and Bob Geldof).
Multipart Transplants (with Noel Edmonds).
Fulcrum - knockers.
Marcel Wave - getting older.
Cossack Dance (with Billy Connolly).
Transvestite Husband (with Susan George).
Two Vicars (with Cannon and Ball).
VW car advert.
Marcel Wave - train.
Russian and Scottish Translators (with Lulu and Billy Connolly).
Top of the Pops - Shirley Williams song.
Cossack Dance Finger Balance (with Billy Connolly).
Great Closing Links.
1982 Special
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Guest star: Barry Cryer (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), Lulu (Various), Pamela Stephenson (Janet Street-Porter), Janet Street-Porter (Herself), Terry Wogan (Himself), Russell Harty (Himself), Geoffrey Palmer (Various), Nicholas Lyndhurst (Various), Royce Mills (Various), Alec Bregonzi (Various), Ultravox (Themselves), Stuart Fell (Policeman), Graham Cole (Man in Wardrobe)
Sketches Include:
Barber Shop (with Billy Connolly).
Denim Advert.
Punk Mugger (with Geoffrey Palmer).
Gizzard Puke - sex riddle.
Terry Wogan in Alaska.
Hovis Vampire.
Shoe Shop - white and black.
Sid Snot - gambling religions.
Janet Street Porter (with Janet Street Porter and Pamela Stephenson).
Terry Wogan with a Seal.
Three Cigarettes with One Match (with Nicholas Lyndhurst and Barry Cryer).
Maurice Mimer - cannon.
Speeding Vampire.
Cupid - cannibals.
20th Century Remembered (with Russell Harty).
Terry Wogan dancing with Polar Bear.
'Waiting for a Bus' sketch - 3 versions (with Janet Street Porter and Russell Harty).
Marcel Wave - shopping.
11 :02x01 - Series 2, Show 1
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Frank Williams (Various), Ted Moult (Himself), Sheila Steafel (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Mel Smith (Various), Burt Kwouk (Himself), Lou Hirsch (Various), Tony Osoba (Various), Michael Sharvell-Martin (Various), Royce Mills (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Norman Chappell (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), Modern Romance (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Operation.
Sheep Lawn Mower.
Sid Snot - beethoven.
VW Car Advert - parking.
'Double Entendre' sketch (with Sheila Steafel and Mel Smith).
Gizzard Puke - church.
Poker Game.
DIY - safety.
Operation - mexican.
VW Car Advert - green cross code.
Brother Lee Love - the devil.
Focus - chronic shyness.
Probably The Best Luger in the World.
Sid Snot - snot rap.
Lone Ranger and Tonto - jealousy.
Everett Double Glazing - vampires (with Ted Moult).
Nazi Interrogation.
VW Car Advert - bank robbers.
Operation - cup of tea.
Vacuum Cleaner TV.
Gizzard Puke - school.
Everett Double Glazing - swat team.
Politician Interview.
VW Car Advert (with Burt Kwouk).
Lone Ranger - tonto.
Operation - sandwich.
Funeral - boxer.
VW Car Advert - court.
12 :02x02 - Series 2, Show 2
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Julian Lloyd-Webber (Himself), Geoffrey Palmer (Various), Tik & Tok (Themselves (as Tic and Toc)), Jonathan Cecil (Various), Billy Connolly (Various), Burt Kwouk (Various), Kenny Clare (various), Marc Smith (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Tony Osoba (Various), Kajagoogoo (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
BBC Head of Everything.
The Sound of Music.
Sid Snot - joan collins lookalike.
Vampire - milk bottles.
A Fistful of Sequins.
Blind Date (with Geoffrey Palmer).
Focus - unemployed.
Maurice Mimer - woman.
Galley Slaves - drumming.
Sid Snot - job advert.
God Creating Life (with Billy Connolly).
Cowboy Shootout - chest holes.
Police Lineup - alien.
Chinese Restaurant - number 19 (with Burt Kwouk).
Bombthebastards - loyalty.
Chinese Takeaway - cat food.
Cowboy Cigar Flute.
Chinese Takeaway - cat.
Snot Rap (with Tik and Tok).
Galley Slaves - cartoon.
Lone Ranger and Tonto - harmony hair spray.
Masterclass with Julian Lloyd Webber.
Green Cross Code Man.
Indian Impressionist..
13 :02x03 - Series 2, Show 3
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Eli Woods (Various), Jack Haig (Various), Mel Smith (Various), William Rushton (Various), John Bluthal (Various), Mike Grady (Various), Katie Kissoon (Singer), Andrie Reid (Various), Carol Kenyon (Singer), Brian Godfrey (Various), Paul McDowell (Various), Ed Bishop (Various), Sylvia James (Various), Mollie Maureen (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), Mike Moran (Various), U2 (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Giant Kenny.
Take My Arm.
South African Airlines.
Male Shop Assistant.
Film Buff of the Year (with Mel Smith).
Whipping and Shooting the Audience.
Bombthebastards - freedom.
Clock Shop (with Jack Haig).
Window Jump.
The Great Escapo and Ingerberg.
Bank Teller Holdup (with William Rushton).
Jewish Airlines.
Vampire on Train.
President's Cigar Lighter.
Sex Shop (with Mike Grady).
Bank Teller Holdup - part 2 (with William Rushton).
Casting Head Exploding Head (with John Bluthal).
Bank Teller Holdup - part 3 (with William Rushton).
Honeymoon Sketch (with the Audience as the Wife).
Brother Lee Love.
Cupid - donny osmond.
Sleeping Audience.
14 :02x04 - Series 2, Show 4
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sabina Franklyn (Various), Robin Parkinson (Various), Jack Scott (Himself), Tim Barrett (Various), Anthony Dawes (Various), Burt Kwouk (Various), John Bluthal (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), Jacqueline Clarke (Various), Joanna Lumley (Various), Ellis Dale (Various), P. G. Stephens (Various), Brian Godfrey (Various), Marc Smith (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Ed Bishop (Various), Duran Duran (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Weather (with Jack Scott).
Jacuzzi.
Queen Victoria - fart.
Chinese Takeaway.
Cosmetic Surgery Sketch (with Jacqueline Clarke, Sabina Franklyn and Tim Barrett).
FatMan and Robin.
BBC Corridors of Power.
Jacuzzi - maggie thatcher.
Maurice Mimer - hoop.
Cafe Hygiene Sketch with Explanation.
Lone Ranger - door to door.
When Did You Last See Your Father? - fart.
Chinese Takeaway - number 18 girl (with Burt Kwouk).
Chemist - male assistant (with Joanna Lumley).
Gizzard Puke - snot rap.
Jacuzzi - mexican plumber.
Roof Jumper - cassidy (with Ed Bishop).
Kiss Me Hardy - fart.
Jewish Chinese Takeaway (with John Bluthal).
Romeo and Juliet - fart.
FatMan - toilet.
15 :02x05 - Series 2, Show 5
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Martin Shaw (Various), Katie Kissoon (Singer), Carol Kenyon (Singer), Sylvia James (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Daniel Peacock (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), Alec Bregonzi (Various), Spandau Ballet (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Skimpy Girl Cleaners.
Swimming Pool - man eating fish.
Flying Rabbi.
Sid Snot - police stopcheck.
BBC Corridor - special effects.
Cleo Rocos Boobs Close-up.
Train Prisoner Escort (with Martin Shaw).
Brother Lee Love - get knotted.
Swimming Pool - high board.
BBC Corridor - giant boxing glove.
Bodily Particles Ploy.
Steam Room - wigs.
Marcel Wave - snot rap.
Steam Room - chest massage.
Heart on Sleeve.
Focus - anonymous mr smith.
Heart Above My Head.
Maurice Mimer - diving board.
Walk in the Room with My Heart.
Swimming Pool - artificial respiration (with Barry Cryer as Groucho).
The Drains - the telephone call.
Julian Mince - soho.
Wind Blows Girl's Clothes Off.
Renee and Renata Parody.
Cupid - juliet and romeo.
Kenny Slides Down Cleo's Boobs.
16 :02x06 - Series 2, Show 6
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), Richard Todd (Various), Aimi MacDonald (Various), Roy Kinnear (Various), Katie Kissoon (Singer), Mark West (Various), Carol Kenyon (Singer), Sylvia James (Various), Daniel Peacock (Various), Alec Bregonzi (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Ed Bishop (Various), Thompson Twins (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Kenny swings above audience.
Breakfast TV Kit.
Mumbling Airline Pilot.
Chinese - greyhound.
Long John Silver - admiral benbow's arms.
Trousers Slashed.
Muttley Creator (with Roy Kinnear).
Firing Squad - number 19 bus.
Sid Snot - camel riddle.
Maurice Mimer - mirror.
Long John Silver - phone box.
Where Are They Now? - jasper parrot (with Ed Bishop, Richard Todd and Aimi MacDonald).
Kenny as Boy George.
Skydiver - air hostess.
VW Car Advert - wife's birthday.
Skydiver - traffic warden.
Courting Couple with Swapped Voices.
Policeman - amputation.
Long John Silver - car.
Brother Lee Love - save.
Galley Slaves - escape tunnel.
Skydiver - dog.
The Drains - the late arrival.
Cupid - terry wogan.
Cupid's Catchphrase done by The Audience.
Long John Silver - lifts crutch and falls over.
Meet the Audience.
17 :02x07 - Series 2, Show 7
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Michael Elphick (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), Frank Thornton (Various), Su Pollard (Various), Alfred Marks (Various), Lennie Bennett (Himself), Alf Bigden (Various), Art Day (Various), Michael Stainton (Various), Daniel Peacock (Various), Barrie Gosney (Various), Alec Bregonzi (Various), Tim Barrett (Various), Richard Marner (Various), The Stranglers (Themselves), Harry Fielder (Policeman)
Sketches Include:
Kenny in Moscow.
Skirts Down.
British Rail Apology.
Julian Mince - party.
Galley Slaves - cabaret time (with Lionel Blair).
Fulcrum - trade delegation (with Michael Elphick and Alfred Marks).
Galley Slaves - lionel blair.
It's A Time Check! (with Su Pollard).
Moscow - carnival time (with Richard Marner).
Train Journey Smoker (with Frank Thornton).
Marcel Wave - rap.
Salesman Interview (with Tim Barrett and Barrie Gosney).
Policeman - parrot burglar alarm.
Moscow - kgb.
The Drains - the chinese takeaway.
Politics On The Move (with Lennie Bennett).
Cupid - book.
Moscow - film crew.
18 :02x08 - Series 2, Show 8
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Su Pollard (Various), Alfred Marks (Various), Alec Bregonzi (Various), Daniel Peacock (Various), Chas & Dave (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
The Good Ship Comedy.
Decorating - pot noodle.
Audience Party.
Female Hitchhiker.
Julian Mince - horse.
ET Masks Tax Dodge.
Decorating - stepladder.
Cupid and Sid - last show rap.
Decorating - door.
Picture Effects - quantel newsreader.
Decorating - wife.
BBC Paycheque - inland revenue.
Policeman - nightbeat.
The Drains - memories.
Decorating - budgie.
Taxidermists (with Alfred Marks).
Hi-De-Hi (with Su Pollard).
Suitcase Packing.
Christmas Special 1983
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: Bill Wilson
Guest star: Frank Thornton (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), William Rushton (Various), Lennie Bennett (Himself), Lionel Blair (Himself), Billy Connolly (Various), Fern Britton (Various), Joy Yates (Various), Debbie Linden (Dancer), David Masterman (Various), Sylvia James (as Sylvia Mason James), Stuart Fell (Various), Tim Condren (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Katie Kissoon (Various), Mollie Maureen (Various (as Molly Maureen)), Oscar Quitak (Various), The Police (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Man in the Street.
Sid Snot - santa.
Honey I'm Home - cupboard (with Billy Connolly).
Durasell Battery.
Honey I'm Home - smoke (with Billy Connolly).
Super George.
Honey I'm Home - change partners (with Billy Connolly).
Lionel Blair - too nice. (with Lionel Blair).
Honey I'm Home - threesome (with Billy Connolly).
Giant Top Hat Jim Strange.
BBC Anti Smut Squad (with Fern Britton).
BBC Tribunal Court (with William Rushton and Sheila Steafel).
Not the Kenny Everett Television Show (with Frank Thornton).
Witness - cupid stunt.
Gizzard Smith (with Frank Thornton).
Court Whipping.
Witness - lennie bennett.
Witness - brother lee love.
Bombthebastards - BBC.
The Kenny Everett Christmas Show 1984
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: David Taylor
Guest star: Lennie Bennett (Various), William Rushton (Various), Bernie Winters (Various), Lulu (Various), Fiona Fullerton (Herself), Patrick Mower (Himself), Bonnie Langford (Herself), The Mike Sammes Singers (Themselves), Julie Kirk (Dancer), Ronnie Hazlehurst (Himself (and his Orchestra)), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Stuart Fell (Various), Debbie Linden (Various), Robin Parkinson (Various), Andrie Reid (Various), Vicki Michelle (Various), Daniel Peacock (Various), Culture Club (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Andrex Puppy.
Giant Toilet Roll.
Punk Children.
Toilet Roll Throwing.
12 Days of Christmas - part 1 (with Lennie Bennett and Vicki Michelle).
Aerobics (with Lulu).
Name That Foot (Bernie Winters, Fiona Fullerton, Patrick Mower and Bonnie Langford).
Maurice Mimer - lion.
12 Days of Christmas - part 2 (with Lennie Bennett and Vicki Michelle).
Sid Snot - rapping again.
Audience Questions (with Robin Parkinson).
Aerobics - part 2 (with Lulu).
12 Days of Christmas - last part (with Lennie Bennett and Vicki Michelle).
A Family Christmas.
21 :03x01 - Series 3, Show 1
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), John Wells (Various), Jeffrey Holland (Various), Bernie Winters (Various), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Andrie Reid (Dancer), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Simon Prebble (Various), Roland MacLeod (Various), Tim Barrett (Various), Peter Austin (Various), Avril Angers (Various), Pamela Abbott (Various), Jan Ravens (Various), Tears For Fears (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Barber Cutthroat Razor.
Frantic Window Shopper (with Bernie Winters).
Cowboy Saloon Shooting.
Nasal Floss.
Gizzard Puke - rapping again.
Dallasty.
I'm Meryl Streep.
Sid Snot - bacteria.
Cointreau Advert Parody.
DIY - dirty tools.
New Image.
We Love To Nut song.
Ask the Family - Windsor Vs Thatcher (with Jeffrey Holland, Sheila Steafel, John Wells,Tim Barrett).
22 :03x02 - Series 3, Show 2
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Peter Woods (Himself), Jeffrey Wickham (Various), John Wells (Various), Frank Thornton (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), Vicki Michelle (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Jacqui Docker (Various), Sarah Jones Parry (Various), Tricia Walsh (Various), Raymond Mason (Various), Derek Ware (Various), Philip Trewinnard (Various), Graham Seed (Various), Alec Bregonzi (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), Bob Goody (Various (as Robert Goody)), Peter Needham (Various), Gordon Rollings (Various), Stuart St. Paul (Various), The Flying Pickets (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Keep Off The Grass.
Kenny on a Sinclair C5 (with Peter Woods).
Hitler - takeaway.
Cake Shop (with Frank Thornton).
Pianist - police.
Cupid - rapping in pool.
Spinning Stool Effect.
Prisoner of War Camp (with Jeffry Wickham).
Churchill - the Dancing Years (with Lionel Blair).
Gizzard Puke - punk impressions.
Hitler - deodorant.
Multiple Kennys.
Julian Mince - dracula.
Pub Sketch including Octopus (with Vicki Michelle, John Wells, Sheila Steafel, Gordon Rollings).
Hitler - after dinner pistol.
Marcel Wave - doctor.
Barry Manilow Concorde.
Sinclair C5 Crash.
23 :03x03 - Series 3, Show 3
Writer: Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Tim Brooke-Taylor (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), Jeffrey Holland (Various), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Peter Mayhew (Various), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Godley & Creme (Themselves), Joanna Lumley (Various), Lennie Bennett (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Astronaut Toilet.
Ken in Shower - psycho.
Graveyard Dominoes.
Dallasty - expanding stetson.
Kenny as Barry Gibb - brand new product advert.
Graveyard - stonemason.
Cupid - letters.
Ken in Shower - bbc cuts.
Sam Spade, Private Eye and Doctor (with Tim Brooke-Taylor).
Fun At Work.
Marcel Wave - furniture salesman.
Ken - joke murder.
Luggofloss Advert.
Sid Snot - snorting coke.
Rocking Boat Romance (with Joanna Lumley).
Maurice Mimer - box and noose.
Punchlines - lennie bennett (with Lennie Bennett).
Punk and Judy Show - margaret thatcher beating unemployment (with Jeffrey Holland and Sheila Steafel).
Kenny in Toilet Pan.
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24 :03x04 - Series 3, Show 4
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Bernie Winters (Various), David Rappaport (Various), Vicki Michelle (Various), Geoff Capes (Himself), Lennie Bennett (Himself), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Tricia Walsh (Various), Philip Trewinnard (Various), Gordon Rollings (Various), Peter Needham (Various), David McKail (Various), David Masterman (Various), Raymond Mason (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), Jacqui Docker (Various), Dead Or Alive (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Cowboys - Small town.
Sauna Room - It's very hot in here.
Toilet - towels and midgets
Sir Richard Attenborough - history of the entire universe.
Reg Prescott - glue.
Sauna Room - twig
Sid Snot - rhinosaurus
Margaret and Denis Thatcher in pub - willy muscle.
BBC Advertising (with Kenny as Andy Pandy) .
Gizzard Puke - margaret thatcher.
Graveyard Dance Number.
Sauna Room - tea.
Do You Know Your Husband?
Sauna Room - explosion (with Lennie Bennett).
25 :03x05 - Series 3, Show 5
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Bananarama (Themselves), Sheila Steafel (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), William Rushton (Various), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Oscar Quitak (Various), John Pennington (Various), Raymond Francis (Various), James Coombes (Various), John D. Collins (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Avril Angers (Various), Pamela Abbott (Various), Toyah Willcox (Herself)
Sketches Include:
Some Like It Hot in Twenty Seconds.
White Suit (with Lionel Blair).
Margaret Thatcher Transformation.
Portable Compact Disc Player.
Snot Rap part 2 - Julian Mince.
Ken - how does it all work?
Lionel Blair Toilet Tap Dance (with Lionel Blair).
The Great Jugglo - on my own 1.
Policeman - 3 irish men joke.
Seafood Restaurant - duck a l'orange (with William Rushton and Sheila Steafel).
Scottish Barbara Cartland.
Ken - glasses for reading in bed.
White Suit in Safe (with Lionel Blair).
The Great Jugglo - on my own 2.
Marcel Wave - making love like a chinaman.
Dallasty - phone call.
The Great Jugglo - on my own 3.
Bananarama with Ken as Carmen Miranda.
White Suit - end of the show (with Lionel Blair).
26 :03x06 - Series 3, Show 6
Writer: Barry Cryer, Ray Cameron, Kenny Everett
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Gareth Hunt (Various), Jeffrey Holland (Various), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Tim Barrett (Various), Hilda Fenemore (Various), Hilda Braid (Various), Howard Jones (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Toilet Sign Swap.
No Audience.
Quasimodo Bell Ringing (with Gareth Hunt).
No Audience - champagne.
Morgue Hider.
Eskimo Longest Night.
Stay Indoors You're Revolting.
Cupid - cyrano de bergerac.
Audience - apology (with Jeffrey Holland).
Violent Doctor.
Sid Snot - pink and wrinkled joke.
Maggie Thatcher Hot Air Machine.
We Love To Nut.
Gizzard Puke - little television.
Courtroom Witnesses - marcel wave / cupid / sidney snot / gizzard puke (with Gareth Hunt).
Audience Bribe.
27 :03x07 - Series 3, Show 7
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Sheila Steafel (Various), William Rushton (Various), Daniel Peacock (Various), Fiona Fullerton (Various), Michele Nunn (Dancer), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Gary Cady (Various), Avril Angers (Various), Pamela Abbott (Various), David Cassidy (Himself), Mark Perry (Air Bolivia Passenger), Owen Brenman (Man at Auction)
Sketches Include:
Husband Baby.
Superman Colonel Muriel Clean.
Air Bolivia.
Auction Strip.
Party Conversation, forward then backward (with William Rushton).
Gizzard Puke - doberman on bus.
Dallasty - less than a man.
Messy Flake Advert.
Missing Letter Commercial
Expensive TV Camera.
Dallasty - homosexual.
Monsterburger.
Back Projection Driving (with Fiona Fullerton and Daniel Peacock).
Marcel Wave - big fat women
Bilkinson Sword - no dinner.
Relay Race Cigar.
Julian Mince - robin hood.
White Christmas Song.
Dallasty - meet harry
Audience - rollercoaster.
28 :03x08 - Series 3, Show 8
Writer: Kenny Everett, Ray Cameron, Barry Cryer
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: William Rushton (Various), Lennie Bennett (Various), Vicki Michelle (Various), Kenny Lynch (Various), Leigh Miles (Dancer), Corinne Russell (Dancer), Gordon Rollings (Various), Bob Goody (Various (as Robert Goody)), Stuart Fell (Various), Denis Bond (Various), Nick Brimble (Various)
Sketches Include:
Toilet Performance (with William Rushton).
Audience - the last show.
Optoflush Eyedrops.
Reg Prescott - potters wheel.
Audience - cream crackers.
Marcel Wave - aznavour wobble.
Pub - inflating boobs.
Pub - perfect woman / pig joke.
Pub - pizza toilet.
Pub - cellar hatch.
Pub - nun splits in two.
Pub - hitler plays jukebox.
Pub - margaret and denis thatcher crossword.
Pub - squire and batman.
Pub - lady of the night.
Gizzard Puke - jobcentre.
Shakespeare - to be or not to be.
Audience - land of hope and glory.
Kill A Star (with Lennie Bennett).
Sid Snot - income tax.
What Did Robinson Crusoe Do With Friday on Saturday night? (with Kenny Lynch).
Audience - thanks.
Kenny Everett's Christmas Carol
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: John Humphrys (the Newsreader), B.A. Robertson (Bob Cratchit), Rory Bremner (Bob Geldof), Spike Milligan (the Ghost of Marley), John Wells (the Ghost of Christmas Past), Anneka Rice (Pandora), Michael Barrymore (the Schoolmaster), William Rushton (the Ghost of Christmas Present), Francis Wilson (the Butler), Debbie Arnold (Mrs Cratchit), Stuart Fell (the Rabbi), James Hunt (the Footmen), Tessa Sanderson (the Footmen), Peter Cook (the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come)
Kenny plays the triple roles of Scrooge,Tiny Tim and Queen Victoria in his own unique version of the celebrated Charles Dickens story 'A Christmas Carol'.
30 :04x01 - Series 4, Show 1
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: George Layton (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), David Healy (Various), Edward Duke (Various), Rory Bremner (Barry Norman), Brian Blessed (Various), Tom Baker (Various), April Walker (Various), Corinne Russell (Various), Gordon Kennedy (Various), Leon Greene (Various), Sallie-Ann Field (Various), Ed Bishop (Various), Lisa Anselmi (Various)
Sketches Include:
Colonel Muriel Clean - BBC.
Western Saloon - harp.
Restaurant - starter (with George Layton).
Doctor's Appointment (with Tom Baker).
Welcome To The Serial.
Beau Diddley - the beginning (with Brian Blessed).
Scratched Video Appeal.
Hot Gossip Intro - titian.
Alvin Redneck - terrible headaches.
Film 86 - film stuntman (with Rory Bremner).
Colonel Muriel Clean - lashings.
Restaurant - service (with George Layton).
End of the Show - jammed switchboard.
31 :04x02 - Series 4, Show 2
Writer: David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, Neil Shand, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Edward Duke (Various), George Layton (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Dennis Taylor (Various), Michael Potter (Various), Madeleine Newbury (Various), Gareth Marks (Various), Linda Hayden (Various), Suzanna Grant (Various), Jillianne Foot (Various (as Jilli Foot)), Alison-jane Dominic (Various), Eric Carte (Various), Gary Wilmot (Various)
Sketches Include:
Norman Tebbit Hitler Speech.
Alvin Redneck - moles.
Restaurant - gateaux (with George Layton).
Horoscope - gemini.
J.S.Bach.
Undertaker - hugh fat man.
Sweet Dreams - vince hill mincing machine.
Beau Diddley - house party (with Dennis Taylor).
Western Saloon - upstairs.
Hot Gossip Intro - floid.
Colonel Muriel Clean - little ones.
Conservative Maggie Party Political Broadcast.
3D TV Western.
End of the Show - magical moments.
32 :04x03 - Series 4, Show 3
Writer: David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, Neil Shand, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Joe Black (Various), Edward Duke (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Brian Blessed (Various), John Craven (Himself), Corinne Russell (Various), Jeremy Gittins (Various), Suzanna Grant (Various), Jillianne Foot (Various (as Jilli Foot)), Alison-jane Dominic (Various), Kenneth Colley (Various)
Sketches Include:
Western Saloon - jehovah's Witnesses.
Adam and Eve - headache.
Horoscope - scorpio.
Traveller's Tales (with John Craven).
KGB Defector Holiday.
Adam and Eve - fig leaf.
Sweet Dreams - kenneth mckellar mincing machine.
Colonel Muriel Clean - lights off.
American/Japanese bad taste jokes.
Maggie Snot.
Beau Diddley - equipment (with Brian Blessed).
Alvin Redneck - squirrel.
Hot Gossip Intro - susie.
Adam and Eve - cardboard.
Reg Prescott - cookery.
33 :04x04 - Series 4, Show 4
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand, Andrew Marshall, David Renwick
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Joanna Lumley (Various), Brian Blessed (Various), Tony Selby (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Jillianne Foot (Various (as Jilli Foot)), Lisa Anselmi (Various), Stuart Fell (Various), Mike Moran (Various), Joe Black (Various)
Sketches Include:
Beau Diddley of the Legion - sinking (with Brian Blessed).
Sweet Dreams - donald sinden mincing machine.
Hot Gossip Intro- heavon.
Sid Snot - temp interview (with Joanna Lumley).
34 :04x05 - Series 4, Show 5
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand, Andrew Marshall, David Renwick
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Michael Stainton (Various), Joe Black (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Rory Bremner (Barry Norman), Reginald Marsh (Various), Brian Blessed (Various)
Sketches Include:
Speech Copying Train Sketch.
Horoscope - taurus.
Hot Drink Machine.
Maggie Thatcher - britain.
Film Focus - michael winker (with Rory Bremner).
Beau Diddley - bedtime bugler.
Hot Gossip Intro - anne.
Albert Redneck - ugly fat.
Reg Prescott - greenhouse.
Maggie Thatcher - country.
35 :04x06 - Series 4, Show 6
Writer: David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, Neil Shand, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Johnny More (Fat Man), Edward Duke (Various), George Layton (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Barry Took (Himself), Irene Handl (Arlene Phillips), Lionel Blair (Various), April Walker (Various), Johnny Wade (Various), Corinne Russell (Various), Nickey Margolis (Various (as Nicky Margolis)), Len Lowe (Various), Pat Ashton (Various), Lisa Anselmi (Various), John Cater (Various), Jillianne Foot (Various (as Jilli Foot)), Len Keyes (Various)
Sketches Include:
The World in Focus - huge guest list.
Western Saloon - two fingers of red eye.
Undertaker - dead funny.
The Dinosaur Pizza Challenge.
Sweet Dreams - mary o'hara mincing machine.
Waiter - a little veal.
Garden of Eden - 18-30 holiday.
German U Boat.
Beau Diddley - kasbah club (with Lionel Blair and Johhny More).
Toilet Paper Shopper.
Hot Gossip Intro - tristan.
Colonel Muriel Clean - pornography.
Arlene Philips Interview (with Irene Handl).
Waiter - after eight mince.
Maggie Thatcher - labour party broadcast.
Undertaker - two minute silence.
36 :04x07 - Series 4, Show 7
Writer: Gary Clapperton, Andrew Marshall, David Renwick, Neil Shand, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Conrad Phillips (Various), Ted Moult (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Sarah Greene (Herself), Edward Duke (Various), Rory Bremner (Russell Harty), Brian Blessed (Various), John Arnatt (Various), Veronica Cross (Various), Johnny Wade (Various), Corinne Russell (Various), Robin Parkinson (Various), Roy North (Various), Royce Mills (Various), Linda Hayden (Various), Richard Freeman (Various), Dave Atkins (Various)
Sketches Include:
Western Saloon - dance.
Undertaker - hearse of the year show.
Air Hostess Sex.
Colonel Muriel Clean - fast forward.
Horoscope - pisces.
Out the Window (with Sarah Greene).
Zoo Joke.
Beau Diddley - happy birthday.
Joan Collins Joke.
Bestcafe Coffee.
Hot Gossip Intro - frances.
Alvin Redneck - mary lou.
Hospital Garage Visitor.
Russell Harty Interviews Cupid (with Rory Bremner).
Two Bricks.
37 :04x08 - Series 4, Show 8
Writer: Gary Clapperton, Simon Booker, Andrew Marshall, David Renwick, Neil Shand, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: George Layton (Various), Lou Hirsch (Various), Percy Edwards (Various), Edward Duke (Various), Joe Black (Various), April Walker (Various), Llewellyn Rees (Various), Suzanna Grant (Various), Alison-jane Dominic (Various), Jillianne Foot (Various (as Jilli Foot)), Stuart Fell (Various)
Sketches Include:
Budget Special.
Shaver Advert.
Sweet Dreams - james galway mincing machine.
Weatherman Party.
Beau Diddley - the end.
Restaurant Court Case.
Hot Gossip Intro - amanda and lindsay.
Reg Prescott - electricity.
See You at Christmas.
Kenny's Christmas Cracker
Writer: Barry Cryer, Neil Shand
Director: John Bishop
Guest star: Spandau Ballet (Themselves)
Sketches Include:
Reg Prescott - christmas cracker.
39 :05x01 - Series 5, Show 1
Writer: Barry Cryer, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, John Langdon, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, Dick Vosburgh, Kenny Everett
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Lionel Blair (Various), Anthony Willis (Various), Michele Duverney (Various), Donna Derby (Various), Kirsty Davide (Various), Diane Cooke (Various), David Masterman (Various), Gary Martin (Various), Denise Gyngell (Various), Gregory Cox (Various), Peter Bishop (Various), Elton John (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Cleo Rocos Breast Squeeze.
Torture Room - rack (with Lionel Blair).
Baby - flying.
Huey Lager Advert.
Thumbelina.
Double Glazing Salesman.
German vs British Fly Dogfight.
Baby - strained food.
Audience Storytime.
Rare Species.
Up Your Way - aled jones rocket.
Cobbers - new neighbour.
Reg Prescott - gardening centre.
Concise Classics - watership down.
Reading of Will.
Chatanooga Choo Choo song.
Maurice Mimer - do not open.
40 :05x02 - Series 5, Show 2
Writer: Dick Vosburgh, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, John Langdon, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: John Dunn (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), Gerald Campion (Various), Gary Martin (Various), Ruth Kettlewell (Various), David Masterman (Various), Anthony Willis (Various), Toby Ostram (Various), Mark Raymond (Various), Jennifer Hill (Various), Michele Duverney (Various), Donna Derby (Various), Kirsty Davide (Various), Diane Cooke (Various), Graham Cole (Various), Peter Bishop (Various), Denise Gyngell (Various), Kim Wilde (Herself)
Sketches Include:
Black and White Newsreader.
Baby - seethrough nappy.
Torture Room - nail polish (with Lionel Blair).
Chemist Shop - shampoo.
How To Be Extremely Irritating in a Public Library.
Bratislavian Audience.
Cobbers - flat battery
Kim Wilde Career Chat.
Jungle -tiger .
Undersea Audience.
World War One Toilet (with Gerald Campion).
Hairdresser - moses.
Through The Earhole - derek jameson.
BBC Records Library.
Oogy Oogy Wah Wah song.
Tallest Man in the World (with John Dunn).
Concise Classics - wind in the willows.
End of Show - newspaper tearing.
41 :05x03 - Series 5, Show 3
Writer: Dick Vosburgh, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, John Langdon, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Lionel Blair (Various), Harry Fowler (Various), Christopher Timothy (Various), Anthony Willis (Various), Harry Nurmi (Various), Gary Martin (Various), Denise Gyngell (Various), Donna Derby (Various), Kirsty Davide (Various), Diane Cooke (Various), Peter Bishop (Various), Michele Duverney (Various), Donny Osmond (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Black and White Newsreader.
Pot Poodle.
Jungle - crocodile .
Carling Black Label.
Consumer Report.
Baby - gooseberry bush.
Cobbers - pregnant.
Zoo Keeper (with Christopher Timothy).
Torture Room - harlem globetrotters.
Up Your Way - frank ifield boomerang.
Long John Silver - hospital baby.
Pub - sex change (with Harry Fowler).
Colonel Muriel Clean - knob.
Concise Classics - robinson crusoe.
Alas, Poor Yorick!
Vampire song.
Pub - bottle joke.
Audience Names.
Reg Prescott - guillotine.
42 :05x04 - Series 5, Show 4
Writer: Dick Vosburgh, Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, John Langdon, Kenny Everett, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Ian McCaskill (Himself), Lionel Blair (Various), Roy North (Various), Gerald Campion (Various), Donna Derby (Various), Michele Duverney (Various), Gary Martin (Various), Anthony Willis (Various), Kirsty Davide (Various), Diane Cooke (Various), Peter Bishop (Various), Harry Nurmi (Various), Denise Gyngell (Various), Jennifer Hill (Various), Chris Rea (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Baby - tooth.
Jungle - roses.
Chemist's Shop - organ.
How To Fall Over.
Train Trip - vicar ticket (with Roy North).
Through The Earhole - joan collins.
You'll Never Walk Alone song Mistake.
Up Your Way - kiri te kanawa explosion.
Baby - maggie thatcher.
Cobbers - pervert.
World War I - wrong letter (with Gerald Campion).
Torture Room - quiz (with Lionel Blair).
Acupuncture Collector.
Concise Classics - treasure island.
Train trip - phone call and all change (with Roy North).
Hanging Nun and Newsreader.
Tina Turner Weather Forecast (with Ian McCaskill).
Reg Prescott - piranhas.
Baby - willy.
43 :05x05 - Series 5, Show 5
Writer: Brian Leveson, Paul Minett, Dick Vosburgh, John Langdon, Kenny Everett, David Renwick, Andrew Marshall, Barry Cryer
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Frank Thornton (Various), Sheila Steafel (Various), Tim Brooke-Taylor (Various), Lionel Blair (Various), Michael Potter (Various), Anthony Willis (Various), David Masterman (Various), Gary Martin (Various), Denise Gyngell (Various), Steve Emerson (Various), Michele Duverney (Various), Donna Derby (Various), Kirsty Davide (Various), Diane Cooke (Various), Stephen Brigden (Various), Peter Bishop (Various), Marillion (Themselves), Barry Cryer (Newsreader)
Sketches Include:
Black and White Newsreader - pencil.
Fly Transformation.
Multiple Kennys Church Choir.
Cave Tour.
S.A.S. Training Camp.
Baby - teddy.
Torture Room - pullcord (with Lionel Blair).
Queen Victoria - old queen.
Where Are They Now?
Theatre Booking (with Frank Thornton).
Newsreader (with uncredited Barry Cryer).
Banzai Davlo, The Voice of Them All!
Cobbers - ransom demand.
Queen Victoria - five things.
Wax Polish Advert (with The Audience as the Customer).
Hook!
Chelsea Pensioners (with Tim Brooke-Taylor).
Reg Prescott - exotic.
Boogie Woogie Gypsy Boy of Wuthering Heights song.
End of the Show - the party's over.
44 :05x06 - Series 5, Show 6
Writer: Brian Leveson, John Langdon, Dick Vosburgh, Kenny Everett, Andrew Marshall, David Renwick, Barry Cryer, Paul Minett
Director: Kevin Bishop
Guest star: Lionel Blair (Various), Christopher Timothy (Various), Michele Duverney (Various), Denise Gyngell (Various), Ruth Kettlewell (Various), Gary Martin (Various), Donna Derby (Various), Kirsty Davide (Various), Diane Cooke (Various), Stephen Brigden (Various), Peter Bishop (Various), Anthony Willis (Various), Errol Brown (Himself)
Sketches Include:
Black and White Newsreader - crime prevention.
Last Show - finger cutting.
Baby - just like dad.
Death Watch II film trailer.
Vet - invisible dog (with Christopher Timothy).
The Little Sisters Of Perpetual Motion - race.
Take Care Of Your Teeth.
Up Your Way - vera lynn cliff fall.
Baby - potty training.
Library - hernia.
The Little Sisters Of Perpetual Motion - basketball.
Cobbers - poisoned water.
Impulse Flower Advert.
Giant Breakfast (with Errol Brown as the egg).
Torture Room - terry wogan singing (with Lionel Blair).
Anthrax One Space Station.
The Little Sisters Of Perpetual Motion - bowling alley.
Concise Classics - moby dick.
Maurice Mimer - weights / car.
BBC Bowels.
I'd Like To Dunk You In My Coffee.
Amazon Cave - giant bat.
Radio Control Moses Basket.
Baby - condom.
End of the Show - not really goodbye..