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Sledge Hammer!: The Spa Who Loved Me

Female terrorists steal a nuclear warhead and hold Los Angeles hostage.

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x22
Production Number: 121
Airdate: Tuesday April 28th, 1987



Guest Stars
Patti TippoPatti Tippo
As Officer Daley
Recurring
Leslie MorrisLeslie Morris
As Officer Mayjoy
Recurring
Mary WoronovMary Woronov
As Jill Taylor
Lance LeGaultLance LeGault
As General Mills
Michelle RussellMichelle Russell
As Tawney Small
Robin LeachRobin Leach
As Himself

Co-Guest Stars
Susanne SevereidSusanne Severeid
As Terrorist
Steve EoffSteve Eoff
As Gunnery Sergeant
Gary WellsGary Wells
As Unknown
Mimi HitzmanMimi Hitzman
As Strong Brunette
Lee GrodskyLee Grodsky
As Unknown
Main Cast
David RascheDavid Rasche
As Det. Insp. Sledge Hammer
Anne-Marie MartinAnne-Marie Martin
As Officer Dori Doreau
Harrison PageHarrison Page
As Captain Trunk

Recap

Robin Leach introduces the episode, explaining that the producers plan to ensure the audience stays for another season by giving them sex, violence, rock music, and a cliff hanger ending...

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Episode Quotes
Robin Leach: Good evening, I'm Robin Leach. The producers of Sledge Hammer! have asked me to explain tonight's episode. Let me be frank, it is an attempt to boost the ratings. There are many ways to do this. Better scripts, more warmth, and big-name guest stars. But we're desperate. So in tonight's episode, we're going to rely on four sure-fire ratings grabbers. Sex, violence, rock music, and, best of all, a cliff hanger ending that will keep our viewers glued to the edge of their seats until next season, thus ensuring there will be a next season. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Trunk: Hammer, I must congratulate you on apprehending those bank robbers. I just can't believe that you were able to get them to surrender their weapons by reading aloud from the collected works of Rob McKuen.
Doreau: It's great.
Hammer: You know, some of them were weeping openly. The truth is, poetry is more effective than tear gas.

General: Who is this man?
Hammer: Reporting for duty, sir. Inspector Sledge Hammer. (holds up gun) And this is my platoon.

Hammer: A bunch of women with a lethal warhead. Just look at all the damage they can do with one credit card.

Officer Daley: Inspector Hammer, they're about to tow your car away.
Hammer: What do you mean? That was a legal parking spot once I knocked the sign down.
Officer Daley: Well, yeah, but you parked on a suspect.
Hammer: Uhh, well he was guilty.
Doreau: A suspect, Hammer. Innocent until proven guilty.
Hammer: Is that new?

Hammer: "Jill Taylor's Housewife Fitness Program," "Jill Taylor's Expectant Mother's Program," "The Divorced Woman's Program." Got anything for me? (receptionist hands him a tape) "The Blonde Fascist Pig Program." Ah.

Hammer: Listen, lady, I'm a man. I can do anything you can do. Except conceive.

Jill Taylor: Inspector, I have hundreds of clients. I don't have time to keep tabs on every single one. Do you know the whereabouts of all the criminals you've ever dealt with?
Hammer: Yeah. The cemetery.

Trunk: I knew this would happen. I knew it would happen, I could see it coming. It was inevitable. Hammer, you get involved in a case and suddenly it's the end of the world.
Hammer: Well, look at the bright side, Captain. The whole city full of crooks is getting the death penalty.

Doreau: Oh, Hammer, I guess this is the end of a good team.
Hammer: Yeah, I'm really going to miss my gun. And you too, Doreau. And Dori... I'm one tough cop, right?
Doreau: Yeah, Sledge, yeah.

(after Hammer blows up the city)
Trunk: Hammer!!!



Cultural References
Title parodies the 1977 movie The Spy Who Loved Me, the 9th James Bond film in the United Artist franchise, and starring James Bond, Barbara Bach, and Richard Kiel.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorAlan Spencer
Executive ProducerAlan Spencer
ProducerThomas Kane
Co-ProducerAlan C. Blomquist
Associate ProducerByron Chudnow
Production DesignerSteven Wolff
EditorCraig Ridenour
CastingCathy Henderson  |  Barbara Hanley
Unit Production ManagerAlan C. Blomquist
First Assistant DirectorMary Ellen Canniff
Second Assistant DirectorLinda Rockstroh
MusicLance Rubin  |  Ron Grant
Costume DesignerSusie Desanto
HairstylistJay Wellington
Make-upJune Brickman
Key GripDylan Shephard
Camera OperatorJack Lester
Location ManagerMichael Casey (1)
Transportation CoordinatorRick Rollison
Property MasterCheri Paul
Construction CoordinatorRaymond Camaioni
Script SupervisorCoby Turner
Production CoordinatorNancy Rosing
GafferWalter Stewart (2)
OtherBetty Martin Mallin (Production Controller)
Director of PhotographyNorman Leigh
Story EditorBrian Pollack  |  Mert Rich  |  Al Jean  |  Mike Reiss
Stunt CoordinatorEd Ulrich
Art DirectorGregory Melton
Creative ConsultantLeonard Stern
Sound EditorTom Koester
Special EffectsBruce Robles
Main Title ThemeDanny Elfman
 
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