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Season 3

29 :03x01 - Penetration Island

Jun/18/2002
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Guest Stars: Jason Alexander as Tex Finklestein | Adam Carolla as The Host | Iva Hasperger as Myna Penetration | Richard Hatch (2) as Himself | Susan Hawk as Unknown | Jim Jackman as Yippie | Roy Jenkins as Tex Double | Chris Kennedy as Colin Hunter | Jenna Lewis as Reality Woman | Bill Maher as Himself | Valerie Penso as Island Girl | Gervase Peterson as Himself | Emilio Rivera as Dirty Sanchez | Mark L. Walberg as Himself | Kaya Wittenburg as Reality Man
Director: Tim Andrew

31 :03x02 - Saturday Night Queefer

Jun/25/2002
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Guest Stars: David Arquette as Johnny Queefer | Jim Jackman as Yippie | Marc Lynn as Cal Manure | Chuck Pacheco as DJ Host | The Squee-kees as Themselves | Rick Marotta as Tony Manure
Director: Scott McAboy

32 :03x03 - In the Line of Booty

Jul/02/2002
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Guest Stars: James Black as Busta Hyman | Stacy Francis as Cleo Taurus | C. Thomas Howell as Father Jason Dudikoff | Maria Quiban as Reporter | Michelle Ruben as Wrap-up Girl | Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic | Smalls as Larry "Biggy" Little | Tawfiq Akhir as Dancer | Troy Cornett as Dancer | C. Tyson Garner as Dancer
Director: Scott McAboy

33 :03x04 - Three Days of the Condom

Jul/09/2002
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Guest Stars: Charles Napier as Charles Foster Brooks | William Katt as Congressman George Bukaki | Joanna Krupa as Hot Girl | Johnny Messner as Handsome Guy | Gloria Payne as Snatch Johnson | Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic | Jimmie Walker as Uncle Ben | Chip Zien as Larry Big
Director: Arthur Borman

34 :03x05 - Witness for the Prostitution

Jul/16/2002
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Guest Stars: Billy Beck as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos | Morgan Brittany as Kimberlee's Mother | Rance Howard as Unknown | Jack Riley as Chappy | Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen | Cerina Vincent as Mandy | Kristin Herold as Tiffany
Director: Tim Andrew

35 :03x06 - The Gay Team

Jul/23/2002
Heinous Anus uses a machine to capture boys off of the Malibu Adjacent beach and take them to an alternate dimension.
Guest Stars: Angelica Bridges as Areola | Billy Beck as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos | RuPaul as Heinous Anus | Michael DeVorzon as Young Man | Randy Hall as Agent McHale | Mark Harris (1) as Gaybraham Lincoln | Michelle Ruben as Wrap-up Girl | Alan Thicke as Captain "Buck" Enteneille
Director: Scott McAboy

36 :03x07 - You Only Come Once

Jul/30/2002
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Guest Stars: Michael Ensign as "F" | Enya Flack as Velveeta | Rick Garcia as Casino Dealer | Gloria Gifford as Okra Lee Gifford | Frank Sinatra, Jr. as Notorious Stinkfinger | Pam Trotter as Provalone | T.V. Blake as Gruyere | Toru M. Tanaka, Jr. as Handjive
Director: Jack Murray (2)

37 :03x08 - Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood

Aug/06/2002
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Guest Stars: Max Baker as Englishman | Robert Beuth as Town Crier | Sydney Colston as Mercury Lincoln | Jake Fritz as Little Boy | Gilbert Gottfried as Noccus Johnstein | Rib Hillis as Digger Gooseberry | Jim Jackman as Yippie | Jack Riley as Chappy | Michelle Ruben as Wrap-up Girl | Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic | Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen | Musetta Vander as Nutragena
Director: Tim Andrew

38 :03x09 - Godfather Knows Best

Aug/13/2002
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Guest Stars: Maureen McCormick as Mrs. Strawther | Rick K. Kleber as Morbidly Obese Frankie | Vincent Pastore as Vince Fellachio | Randall Tamayei as Judge Speedo | Melanie Walker as Cigarette Girl
Director: Scott McAboy

39 :03x10 - Empty the Dragon

Aug/20/2002
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Guest Stars: Fabio as Himself | Tim Herzog as Zig | Preston James Hillier as Guy #1 | Dana Lee as General Toumalou | Rex Lee as Bellboy | Lydia Look as Madam | David Morgasen as Prof. Taykakaka/Non-Sync Notch | Daran Norris as Karaoke Emcee | Susie Park as Binaka | Lynne Marie Stewart as Binaka | George Takei as Grandfather | Ken Takemoto as Professor Taykakaka | Keli'i as Grandson | Stacy Joe Miyake as Nokia | Hiroshi Sakata as Photographer #1
Director: Tim Andrew
Writer: Mark Amato

40 :03x11 - The Long Hot Johnson

Aug/27/2002
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Guest Stars: Leslie Jordan as Jordan | Harry Anderson as Bull Cracker | Billy Beck as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos | Gary Coleman as Saltine Cracker | Deborah Harmon as Pussy Willow | Mickey Jones (1) as Vernon | Nate Reese as Congregant | Barbara Roberts as Aunt Jizzy | Robert R. Shafer as Main Crony | Cathy Shambley as Nurse
Director: Tim Andrew

41 :03x12 - Taco Lips Now (1)

Sep/17/2002
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Guest Stars: Mark Hamill as The Divine Rod | Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson | Jack Riley as Chappy | Wendy Goldman as Lawyer | Bob Amaral as Dominic Barbarella | Billy Beck as Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos | Roy Jenkins as INS Agent | Candace Kita as Reporter | Len Lesser as Nick Pappasmearos, Jr. | Victor Licas as Asian Carney Man | Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze | Stephen Mendillo as Judge Howard Doody | Cathy Shambley as Nurse | Patrick Stack as Jury Forman | Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen | Jim Wise as Agent #1 | Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic | David Morgasen as Professor Milosevic | Tsuyoshi Abe as Asian Man | Kathy Benton as Balliff | Lisa Inouye as Vietnamese Woman

42 :03x13 - Jailhouse Notch (2)

Sep/24/2002
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Guest Stars: Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze | Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson | Bob Amaral as Dominic Barbarella | Scott Berman as Greasy Guy | Christopher Darden as Himself | James Gleason (1) as Irish Priest | Len Lesser as Nick Pappasmearos, Jr. | Barry Livingston as Eric | Bill MacDonald as Reporter | Tyler Mane as Adolf Manson | Stephen Mendillo as Judge Howard Doody | Jack Riley as Chappy | Patrick Stack as Jury Forman | Dan Tullis, Jr. as Prison Guard | Anson Williams as Warden Jack Beatty | Robert Donavan as Guard
Director: Scott McAboy

43 :03x14 - Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)

Oct/01/2002
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Guest Stars: Lee Majors as Colonel Seymore Kooze | Ian Ziering as Harry Johnson | Scott Berman as Greasy Guy | Candace Kita as Reporter | James Gleason (1) as Irish Priest | Deborah Lee Hall as Chip's Mootie | Len Lesser as Nick Pappasmearos, Jr. | Jon Lovitz as Father of B.J.'s Baby | David Morgasen as Professor Milosevic | Patrick T. O'Brien as Chip's Poopie | Jack Riley as Chappy | Barbara Roberts as Aunt Jizzy | Robert Stephen Ryan as Professor Milosevic | Lynne Marie Stewart as Ellen | Shannon Welles as Nun
Director: Tim Andrew
Warning: Son of the Beach guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Canceled/Ended
Network: FX ( USA)
Airs: Tuesdays at 10:00 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: March 14, 2000
Ended: October 01, 2002
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