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Stark Raving Mad: Fish out of Water

To ensure that Ian arrives at her dinner party, Audrey invites Henry and Tess. Complications arise when Tess takes ill, so Maddie fills in for her... but the situation worsens when Ian slips Audrey's husband's prized fish into Henry's water glass.

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x6
Production Number: 1ADM04
Airdate: Thursday November 04th, 1999

Director: Ted Wass
Writer: Jeffrey Richman


Guest Stars
Chris SarandonChris Sarandon
As Caesar Radford
Recurring
Harriet Sansom HarrisHarriet Sansom Harris
As Audrey Radford
Recurring
Millicent MartinMillicent Martin
As Katie Randall
Tim ConlonTim Conlon
As Danny Lukor
Episode Quotes
Henry: Hey, I've been tryin' to call you all afternoon. What's wrong with your phone?
Ian: It keeps ringing.
Henry: It stops ringing when you answer it.
Ian: Also when you smash it with a hammer.

Cesar: I hope everybody like hot cheese.
Henry: Wow, it's flaming!
Ian: Yeah, and the cheese is on fire.

Henry: I am going to be blacklisted thanks to you and your fish shenanigans.
Ian: Shenanigans? Well just come out and say it, Henry, you think I'm a hooligan, don't ya? Up to some tomfoolery.

Maddie: Hey, if we don't get this fish back to the tank in another couple of minutes, we might as well just get it to a cracker.

Ian: Where have you been? I just pretended to choke on an oyster for you, then Audrey ran over and gave me a Heimlich maneuver -- from the front!



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