Jean-Luc: (walks in wearing genie pants) Bon jour. You my lucky friends are the first people to experience my bold new fashion statement. Tell me and don't be shy...what do you think?
Carol: I think you look like Barbara Eden in I Dream of Jeannie.
Jean-Luc: And you look like Chrissy from Three's Company. I call this look Sinbad-as-I-wanna-be.
Mark: I call it a big orange diaper.
Jean-Luc: Quite a shot coming from Orville Redenbacher.
Al: Rich, when you walk do you notice a rattling sound in your head?
Rich: Yeah. What is that?
Al: Well it's in your head so it's probably nothing.
Moose: Carol that ball spent more time in the gutter than my old man.
Barbara Eden (from the TV series I Dream of Jeannie), Three's Company (tv series), Deliverance (movie), I Dream of Jeannie (tv series), Jerry Maquire (movie)