Rich: It is a scientific fact that it is impossible for guys to be friends with girls without wanting to have sex with them.
Rich: Duh! However the amazing thing is girls can be friends with guys and never wanna have sex with them.
JT: Get outta here.
Rich: No, no, it's absolutely true. I've had tons of women friends and none of them ever wanted to sleep with me.
Mark: OK mom, I got the heating pad for you. How did you sprain your neck?
Frank: She sprained it kissing a thousand bucks goodbye.
Frank: Oh come on Carol, admit it. It's driving you nuts that he's spending money and not paying you back.
Carol: He will pay us the money back I am sure of that.
(Jean-Luc comes running into the kitchen)
Jean-Luc: I have the most wonderful news. Lady luck laid a big wet one on me. I won a thousand dollars off one of them scratchy things you get at the supermarket.
Carol: Jean-Luc that is wonderful.
Jean-Luc: And it comes at the most perfect time cause you know what I'm gonna do with the money?
Carol: Well I think I have a pretty good idea.
Jean-Luc: I am going to take Babette away for the weekend.
Frank: WOW, was that gonna be your guess, honey?
Rich: Well, Carol, listen I wanna tell you something. Sometimes when you're in pain and angry at someone you tend to go over the top. You know, you might yell more than you really mean to, you might even feel like resorting to psychical violence. I want you to go with that feeling, honey.
Melissa: In case I never see you again it was nice meeting you, JT.
JT: (to Sam) He saw you naked?
In the scene with JT and Sam fighting over her taking on a male roommate we get a brief glimpse at the door to what we are led to believe is her bedroom. But the door leading to the room is on one side of a wall that features a patio on the other side with not even enough room in between for a hallway let alone a bedroom.