Frank: Freeze a minute there beautiful. Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me?
Al: Well see I have this thing...
Frank: Hold on a minute, let me guess. You have a date coming over don't you?
Al: Yeah you're right and you know, dad, I'm really tired of you always giving them a hard time.
Frank: When have I ever given your dates a hard time?
Al: Jason came over to pick me up and you pushed him up against the wall and frisked him.
Frank: Well he was wearing a jacket with a gang logo on it.
Al: It said polo.
Frank: I hate to see you dump him.
Al: Well I'm not.
Frank: You're not?
Al: No. He's your boyfriend, you dump him.
(JT sees Frank with his arm around Pete)
JT: I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. It's just not as funny as the one I'm thinking of.
Hillary Clinton: The First Lady of the United States was referenced several times in this episodes and then made as small appearance at the end of the episode.
Other Notable: Madonna, Princess Diana, Troy Aikman, Garth Brooks, Beavis and Butthead