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Rich's old friend, Cassie, arrives back in town with her family and picks back with Rich where they left off in Jr. high. This doesn't sit well with Dana who becomes increasingly jealous as Rich spends all of his time with Cassie. Forcing Dana to do the unthinkable in her quest to win back Rich's attention.
Meanwhile, Frank's scheming Cousin Bert Lambert arrives back in Port Washington and Frank is convinced that he's back in town to cause some kind of trouble.
Emily Mae Young (Lilly) and Christopher Castile (Mark) do not appear in this episode.
The box that contained Frank and Carol's new tv read "Grasteit Television, 730 Oakhurst".
(JT and Rich are playing a video game)
JT: YES! I got another planet, Uranus is mine.
(Dana walks up behind Rich and JT)
Dana: I cannot believe you guys. I have been gone for four hours and you are still playing with your joysticks.
Carol: OH just the man I wanna see. Have I got good news for you.
Frank: What all the kids are gone and you wanna play the lonely housewife and the lucky cable guy?
Bert: Don't be angry at Frank, Carol, he has every reason to feel the way he does. You see the old Bert was a pretty bad guy. He was a liar and a thief. But what Frank doesn't know is I'm a changed man, I've found the errors of my ways.
Carol: You found religion?
Bert: No, incarceration.
Frank: Now see there, what'd they get ya for huh? Petty larceny, check fraud, white slavery?
Bert: Well actually I was trying to sell something that wasn't mine.
Frank: (as he's leaving the kitchen) Hey Bert, listen, don't try anything funny there I counted all the silverware.