Frank: (to Carol) Honey we don't have to out to be sexy, you can be sexy right here. But I'll play Saddam Hussien, you be the naughty UN inspector looking for my weapons of mass destruction.
JT: Hey Rich. Going to lose another hockey game today?
Rich: Hey we're not that bad.
JT: Oh really? Then how come your teams nickname is the Might Sucks?
Mr. Gabriel: Mr. Halke, I gather you've worked with clay before.
Rich: Actually no. But as a kid I did eat a lot of playdoh.
(Carol answers the phone)
Frank: (in a Spanish voice) OLA, this is Armando Suave. I want to make hot passionate love to you.
(Carol hangs up the phone and Frank calls right back)
Carol: Listen you sick freak if you...
Frank: Honey, honey, it's me. It was me just now.
Carol: Frank, why are you making obscene phone calls?
Frank: Where do you get the nerve to spy on us?
JT: Where do we get the nerve? We're not the ones out in public dressed like Wayne Newton and Charo.
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