JT: Don't sweat it man, we only need 400 dollars a piece. (picks up the paper) There has to be a job in here somewhere where we can make some quick money. Ha, like this.
Rich: Look I hate to burst your bubble but I think you need more formal training to become a neurosurgeon.
JT: Not that, this look. Club Booty proudly announces it's annual male stripper contest. First price 1000 bucks. That's it, that's how we're gonna get the money.
Rich: So you're saying we should rob Club Booty?
JT: No, I'm saying we should become male strippers.
Rich: I think we have a better shot at becoming neurosurgeons.
Carol: It's just a game. I think you could give up one night of Basketball to help do God's work.
Frank: Take it from me, God it is gonna be watching that game with the rest of us guys. And I happen to know he's a Bucks fan.
Dana: (about J.T. and Rich) Do you like these guys?
Dana: You wanna see them take their clothes off?
Dana: Are you willing to pay them to keep their clothes on?
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