Ally: Do you think you could get Romeo to do as much work as you do?
Max: (laughs) No!
Michael Chubievsky: You're pretty funny in your show.
Nat: You sound surprised. I was always funny.
Michael Chubievsky: Well...
Nat: I was funny.
Gigi: Boys are freaks.
Max: Were you f***ing that guy?
Christine: Don't use language like that, Max.
Gabriel: Sell any more muffins?
Ally: No. Christine pointed out how ridiculous that idea was.
Gabriel: It's not ridiculous!
Ally: Well, I can't make any money out of it.
Romeo: Why are you putting so much make-up on?
Ally: I'm not!
Ally: You are so stupid!
Nat: I'm stupid? You married Vince! And now you've slept with his brother.
Joe: Gig, can you help set the table?
Christine: Max can do that. (Max gives her a look) I'm sorry, I'm a bit bossy. (he half-smiles)
Max: Is that why you want dad's job?
Max: To be with that guy?