Prock objects to Tim's parents' plan to take him home, but they insist that their decision is final. They point out that he's getting an A- and complain about his grades. However, they soon admit that they're worried that Tim isn't safe. When Prock points out that they let him join a superhero team, Tim's father admits that he didn't think that they would get into any fights after Mr. Awesome left. Muscleman and Prock both assure them that Tim and Sumo are incredible assets to the team...Read the full recap
Gadget Gal: Boy, you Orientals are strict.
Gadget Gal: What? It's not like I called them cat-eaters.
Gadget Gal: Oh, they eat cats and I'm the monster.
Concierge: For what it's worth, she's not actually racist for her age.
Impresario: I'm pretty sure she is.
Tim's Mom: Okay, yes, we did hurt a lot of people. Bad people.
Tim's Dad: Yes. Mostly bad people. And some people who, you know, just got in the way.
Tim's Mom: I guess you'd call them "innocent bystanders."
Tim's Dad: Yes. You could call them that.
Hotwire: Prock, should we arrest them? Or something?
Prock: For what? Lying to their son?
Impresario: My momma never lies to me. She tells me that I'm God's most beautiful creation. And she is right.
Frantic: My parents told me that when I was in my momma's belly, I ate my twin. They would tell me that a lot.
Prock: And by the way, right now you're plenty safe with us. I told Frantic to do recon.
Frantic: And I've been doing reckonin' every since. I reckon when this is over, weh should have catfish. I reckon we're in for a cold snap, and I reckon I should get some new headshots done because I'm about to be famous.
Prock: Wait, so you haven't been doing recon?
Frantic: I have not, because I do not know what that means.
Perfectman: I have no idea what the Awesomes are up to, or what you, Dr. Malocchio, are trying to pull. But I don't need ideas. I never have.
Muscleman: On the bright side...
Prock: Don't say German porn.
Muscleman: Well then the glass is half-empty.
Muscleman: No, you want your most powerful for this shiz. That means me. I'm not called Muscleman just because I'm a man. I'm also strong.
Gadget Gal: I'm loathe to use the "N" word...
Gadget Gal: I hate ninjas.
Muscleman: This is bad news.
Prock: Why? Your German pornography can't help us?
Muscleman: No. I left it in the car.
Prock: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy then in... the suburbs.
Obi-Wan Kenobi says this line in Star War IV: A New Hope, referring to the Mos Eisley spaceport on Tattooine.
Muscleman: Like Jedi, but without all the merchandise.
Within the Star Wars mythology, Jedi Knights are defenders of justice who can tap an extra-corporeal power called The Force.