Luther: You are an evil, vicious, spiteful old woman.
Lillian: I am not old!
Mirror: Who'd want to go out with you?
Lillian: Who wouldn't? I'm beautiful, cultured, interesting...
Mirror: You poison people.
Lillian: Tell me that's not interesting!
Rhonda: I'm a hairdresser.
Eric: Really? What exactly do you dress a hare in?