Max: (to O'Neill) I don't like my friends being called liars.
O'Neill: (to Ruditsky and Max) You're makin' a Federal case outta kid's stuff.
Owens: (to O'Neill) Stop sniveling. You aggravate me.
Captain: Barney, you been having personal problems?
Ruditsky: Yeah, I can't decide whether to spend the winter at Nassau or the Riviera.
Captain: You're gonna need friends.
Ruditsky: Tell me, Captain, where do I find one?
O'Neill: (about Flo) I'm gonna give her back to the Indians.