Kate Holliday: John, dear, you need good, nourishing food.
Doc Holliday: Why, I have it, Katie, The very essence of corn, dissolved in alcohol.
Wyatt: You used to handle kids when you were practicing dentistry. How did you, uh, well, how did you gain their confidence?
Doc Holliday: I didn't. I used to have their parents hold 'em while I shoved a wooden block in their mouth so they wouldn't bite. Then I yanked the tooth.
Doc Holliday: Katie in a maternal mood. Wyatt, lets do our detective work at the bar.