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The Zabvronians have come to Earth because their home world is facing global warming.
The Zabvronians choice of picking athletes names for themselves is because athletes are Earth's finest specimens.
Real Estate Agent: How'd you guys hear about us?
Larry: We intercepted a transmission of what your people commonly refer to as a vocal commerce shell.
Jackie: Local commercial.
Larry: Local commercial.
Real Estate Agent: Ah. You mind if I ask what this...
Larry: Do not touch the pupar!
Larry: We'll take it.
Real Estate Agent: Take what?
Larry: All of them. All of the units. Do you fake rash?
Jackie: Take cash.
Larry: Do you take cash?
Real Estate Agent: Yes, we do.
Larry: Zabvronians, celebrate.
Larry: Thank you.
Jackie: Everybody, pick a home.
Jackie: What now, husband?
Larry: No we just have to wait for contact from home. (indicates the pupar)
Jackie: You remembered to bring the charger, yes?
Larry: Oh crap!
Debbie: So we're just living amidst a cult of golf cart driving pie makers with the names of professional athletes. (laughs) Oh my God, Marty. What are we gonna do?
Marty: We'll make it work. I will buy a golf cart. You will change your name to Martina Navratilova. It's all good, don't worry about it.
Larry: (to Jackie) Oh, dear. I fear our little Dick may have exposed himself again.
visual: Marty opens the front door to see Larry Bird with his suitcase.
Larry: Jackie Joyner-Kersee kicked me out.
Marty: Yeah, you know what, Larry? This really isn't a good time. Let me tell ya, I...
Debbie: No. No, you know what? You two deserve each other. I live within 10 yards of the biggest schmucks on two different planets.
Debbie: Jackie J., if you wanna recharge the pupar and your husband says "No," you know what I say you do?
Jackie: Kill him. Kill Larry Bird.
Debbie: No! Just recharge it.
Jackie: Oh, yes. That would be easier.
Jackie: Who's my daddy?
Larry: That would be me.
Larry: The Weavers are staying. Zabvronians, rejoice!
Marty: It's gonna take me a while to get used to that.