Larry's full human name is Larry Herbert Walker Bird.
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Marty: I'm telling you, Larry, you aliens are missing out, man. The bacon cheeseburger is one of the finest joys of life.
Larry: You humans are just monkeys in tennis shoes.
Larry: Wife?! Marty Weaver made me eat a cow!
Debbie: Guys, Juan isn't ignoring you. He's... you know. Dead.
Larry: Well, make him stop.
Marty: Do you guys not know what death is?
Larry: Of course we do. Since taking human form, we die every night for six hours.
Jackie: Preferably eight.
Larry: And in the morning we un-die, refreshed. Sometimes I die after mating with Jackie.
Jackie: I die during.
Marty: I see.
Debbie: Sleep! You're talking about sleep!
Max: But if you guys die, I'll be all alone.
Marty: Hey, what if I promised you that we all die at exactly the same time? Would that make you feel better, sport?
Max: Are you nuts? How would that make me feel better?
Debbie: Did you just promise our son a murder/suicide pact?
Marty: I'm regretting the choice.
Debbie: If you're sad, Max, it's okay. Men can cry. You've seen Daddy watch the Mets.
Larry: Good news, everyone. I figured out how to beat death. Juan has returned.
Debbie: He brought our gardener back from the dead.
Larry: Yes I did.
Max: I don't understand.
Larry: All you need to know is, Larry Bird 1, Death 0.
Debbie: You've seen Daddy watch the Mets.
The New York Mets are an American professional baseball team.
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