Kim, Stevie, and T are working on their singing group for a show. The professor’s planning on doing a magic act. The episode starts with Nikki coming home with Andell and her father. Nikki and Andell get a good idea of introducing him to Andell’s mother, Carmen, to Nikki’s father, Quincy. At the same time, Allen comes back from the fat farm (“with only half of him.”) Kim sees him as the new him, but doesn’t feel comfortable. Nikki, Andell, Quincy, and Carmen all have dinner together, but Quincy and Carmen don’t get along very well. Nikki and Andell decide to leave for a few minutes to let them get acquainted, but when they return, they have already done the “nasty.” Andell and Nikki are shocked at first, but get used to it, especially since there is a chance that they could become sisters. Quincy and Carmen are tired of them obsessing over it, so they concoct a lie saying that they broke up. They pretend they don’t like each other anymore. This leads to more feuds with Nikki and Andell, so the parents try to explain everything to them. The professor’s assistant mysteriously disappeared, but thanks to Nikki, he was saved. Kim decides she can’t take anymore of Allen’s workout trips, so she breaks up with him. In conclusion, although Quincy and Carmen aren’t getting married, Nikki and Andell will always be sisters. ..Read the full recap
Nikki: Boo, I didn’t know you were a magician. Let me see your “wand.”
Nikki: Uh, boy, where’s the rest of you?
Allen: It’s at the fat farm. It works wonders. You guys should try it.
Nikki: My boo likes a little meat on my bones.
Andell: Yeah, ‘cause it slows you down when you’re chasing him.
Quincy DeJohn: Ok, fine. Here’s what happened: After a few glasses of Alizé, we started talking. I loosened up, she loosened up, my pants loosened up, her bra loosened up, and it was loose all up in here.
Professor: Look, Ms Parker. I’m trying to amaze the audience, not punish them.
Allen: Kim, this is bad for your body.
Kim: The only thing bad for my body is you. I can’t eat what I want, I have to jog everywhere I go, and instead of making out, you’re working out.
Nikki: Andell and I were hoping you two would get married, so we would be sisters.
Carmen: Aw, Andell, you always wanted an older sister.
Nikki: (To the tied-up professor’s assistant) Ok, I’m going to untie you, and just in case you call the police, I will hurt you! Just as sure as my name is Andell Wilkerson.