Sunny Stevens: Look, Ramon, you may play my daddy, but you are not my daddy, and if it wasn't for me, you would still be doing "A Soldier's Story" off-off-off-OFF- Broadway!
Oscar: I'll deal with you later, Terminator.
Voice: Warning these flames are real.
Oscar: Those flames are not real!
(Oscar is burned to a crisp)
Oscar: See? Nothing happened!
Oscar: Trudy,call the doctor.
Suga Mama: Trudy, this probably isn't a good time to tell you but Oscar is scared of heights, water, his shadow...