A single woman, Lavinia, insists on going to the movies with her two friends, despite the fact that there is a serial killer on the loose.
In the future, expectant parents get a surprise when the teleport birthing device used to deliver their baby malfunctions, and transforms the newborn into an extra-dimensional pyramid.
A man who claims to be dead is befriended by a manicurist.
At an animatronic exhibition featuring Ford's Theater and the death of the 16th President, a man named Booth decides to assassinate a robotic Abraham Lincoln.
A boy meets a girl at a holiday resort, and romance blossoms as they reunite there every summer. However, his mother forbids their marriage, so he suggests they wed on the event of her death.
When the townspeople relentlessly mock the local mortician and he meekly swallows their insults, they're unaware that he gets revenge on them after they die.
A man installs a garbage disposer, which worries his grandmother-in-law a great deal.
A nephew visits his isolated Aunt Cora, who is desperate to receive letters and escape the scorn of a neighboring woman who always gets mail.
A couple stop on their travels and take a room at a boarding house. However, they discover that the previous resident left a tombstone in the room.