Ron White: This town is chalk full of woman you can't touch: the dancers, the cocktail waitresses, the Keno girl. I go back to my room every night with my own Blue Man Group.
Rip Taylor: Nobody's laughing hillbilly boy!
Dr. Phil: Now Dave, I want you to tell Ron how it feels when he lies to you.
Dave Attell: It hurt me Ron, it hurt me deep down. I thought we were friends but when you lie to me it's like your cutting my chest open and taking a steamy **** in it.