When Grandpa wins a statue donated by the Baldwin sisters from Ike's store, problems arise at home. Upon seeing the statue, Grandma decides to looks like an old girlfriend of Zeb's and demands he get rid of it. After numerous arguments over the statue, Grandpa finally agrees to get of the statue and the family throws it in Drucilla's Pond. Also, upon hearing that a publisher is interested in one of John Boy's stories, the Baldwin sisters ask him to read the story to them, since it is based on the romance between Ashley Longworth and Miss Emily. However, upon learning how the story ends, the sisters become distressed and John Boy changes the ending to make them happy.