Duke: This stove feels so good I could almost eat it.
Jed: You drink up that milk or you turn around and get outta this town.
Duke: That's kind of a narrow choice. What if I wanna stay?
Jed: Then you'll really stay.
Duke: I hear you make a fine breakfast.
Rose: I cook but there are better breakfasts in Silver City.
Duke: You're a grown man. You oughta try actin' like one.
Masters: I'd rather try actin' like a live one.
Perk: You'll never see another sunrise.
Duke: You wanna start makin' arrangements now?
Duke: I'd sure like to know what it takes to make you people mad.
Duke: I thought this was a town but I was wrong. It's a sewer.