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Warehouse 13: Regrets

When four prisoners commit suicide at a maximum-security prison in as many weeks, Artie sends Pete and Myka to investigate. Meanwhile, a frustrated Claudia decides to use an artifact coat to change a light bulb, and chaos ensues.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 1x9
Airdate: Tuesday September 01st, 2009

Alternate Airdates:

UK (Syfy) Nov 03, 2009

Guest Stars
Allison ScagliottiAllison Scagliotti
As Claudia Donovan
Gabriel HoganGabriel Hogan
As Sam Martino
Joe MortonJoe Morton
As John Hill

Co-Guest Stars
Maria RicossaMaria Ricossa
As Warden Huggins
Reuben ThompsonReuben Thompson
As Officer Evans
Sam KaliliehSam Kalilieh
As Dr. Cooper
David KeeleyDavid Keeley
As Lee Donaldson
Steve CumynSteve Cumyn
As Pete's Dad
Lara AmerseyLara Amersey
As Claire - Young Woman
Main Cast
Eddie McClintockEddie McClintock
As Pete Lattimer
Joanne KellyJoanne Kelly
As Myka Bering
Saul RubinekSaul Rubinek
As Artie Nielsen


Lee Donaldson, wearing prison clothing, wanders through a nightclub. Everybody goes silent as a girl, Claire, approaches Lee and offers him a drink. He refuses and Claire accuses him of killing him in a drunken hit-and-run five years ago. As Lee backs way in shock and horror, he faintly hears the voice of a Dr. Cooper calling out his name. Lee falls over a balcony, and in real life, Dr. Cooper looks on in horror as the prison trustee falls to his death. The prisoners start yelling and chanting, but one man remains unmoved: John Hill...

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ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
MobyPorcelainMyka's hallucination, closing scene

Episode Quotes
Myka: You use soap on a rope?
Pete: Hey, I don't judge your personal hygiene products. Although you might wanna to invest and get some moisturizers. You look a little dry around the nose.
Myka: Oh, you want to swap beauty tips. Then we can talk about the hair that's sprouting from your shoulders, your nose, and... your ears. (plucks a hair)
Pete: Oww!
Myka: Or you could just tell me about the prison suicides.
Pete: Well, let's go with the prison suicides.

Myka: What's he in for?
Pete: He killed his wife. A lot.

Pete: Do you think cult leaders are born with creepy eyes? It's some kind of freaky corrective surgery.

Myka: Where'd you get that necklace?
John Hill: Well, you could say it's always been with me.
Pete: Or you could say where you got it.

Claudia Donovan: Oh, hi, Artie. Hi. Huh, funny story. So I kind of, uh, tried to fix this light bulb, even though you expressly told me not too. And man, have I learned my lesson! You're so right about this place. You just never know what to expect. Okay, you're pissed. Can we move past that part for now and get to the part where you get me down from here?
Artie: That wouldn't be Volta's lab coat that you're wearing?
Claudia Donovan: All part of the hilarious story I should really tell you when I'm back on planet Earth.

Claudia Donovan: Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing?
Artie: Saying what? "Only put on in case of stupid"?

Pete: Maybe the old Bible banger had something that was curing the crazy.
Myka: Right.
Pete: Maybe this is what Mrs. Frederick meant by "endless freaking wonder."

Myka: We don't even know what we're looking for.
Pete: Why would this time be any different?

Other Episode Crew

CreatorD. Brent Mote  |  Jane Espenson
Executive ProducerDavid Simkins  |  Jack Kenny
Co-Executive ProducerDana Baratta
Supervising ProducerDrew Z. Greenberg
ProducerStephen Surjik  |  Mark Winemaker
Co-ProducerPaul M. Leonard  |  Matthew Federman  |  Stephen Scaia
Associate ProducerAndrew Seklir  |  Gregg Tilson
Production DesignerFranco De Cotiis
EditorJohn W. M. Heath
CastingRoss Meyerson  |  Julie Tucker  |  Millie Tom  |  C.J. Molidor  |  Robin D. Cook
First Assistant DirectorLibby Hodgson
Second Assistant DirectorPierre Ouellet
MusicEdward Rogers
Music EditorBen Zales
Music SupervisorAlicen Catron Schneider
Costume DesignerJoanne Hansen
HairstylistSusan Exton-Stranks
Make-upMarie Nardela
Key GripMark Manchester
Set DecoratorZeljka Alosinac
Location ManagerDerek Brady
Property MasterTory Bellingham
Production CoordinatorLisa Perone
Assistant EditorCharles Ryan (3)  |  Seagan Ngai
Post Production SupervisorIan Maddox
Supervising Sound EditorJack Levy  |  Daniel Colman
Re-Recording MixerMike Olman
GafferMichael Galbraith
On-Line EditorPete Fausone
Director of PhotographyDerick V. Underschultz
Art DirectorPeter Grundy
Assistant Production CoordinatorTerri Ann Myers
Visual Effects SupervisorClint Green
Production AccountantKaren Colaco
"A" Camera OperatorMichael Carella
ColoristRobert Tomaszewski
Assistant Costume DesignerMaria Fermo
First Assistant Art DirectorHamish Buchanan
"B" Camera OperatorDino Laurenza
Visual Effects DirectorDarren Cranford
Visual Effects Project ManagerDennis Temprile
Visual Effects LeadDarren Locke
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