Claudia and Paracelsus, the two caretakers of the Warehouse 13, face off against each other. Paracelsus uses his control of the warehouse to throw a fireball at Claudia, who transforms it into ice. She fires a Tesla at him but he absorbs the energy and throws a Japanese fan at her, breaking a shelf as she ducks aside. He then fires a cannon at her and Claudia stops it with a gesture. She points out that she's part of the warehouse and it won't let him kill her, and she draws a warehouse. However, Paracelsus realizes that he can control her if he controls the warehouse and takes control of her body...Read the full recap
Paracelsus: You are the next.
Claudia: And you are the past. It's over.
Paracelsus: Get out of my warehouse.
Paracelsus: Thank you, child. So attentive.
Claudia: I'm going to enjoy throwing your carcass into the Lehmann Fornax.
Paracelsus: Such a spirited girl. I'll miss that when you're gone.
Pete: So we're all good downtown?
Myka: Oh my god. We're never talking about my lady parts ever again.
Pete: Well, now, when you say "lady parts," do you mean the booby region?
Myka: It was all explained as Addendum NQZ-437 in the manual!
Steven: I've been meaning to read...
Pete: I thought that it was junk mail.
Artie: My email's all backlogged since I turned evil and tried to poison the world.
Pete: That's the best excuse.
Pete: Don't try to explain time travel. It never makes sense, and it always makes my head hurt.
Pete: Oh, man. They have Borgs here? Why does the creepy killer's warehouse get to be cooler than ours?
Claudia: Heartbreaking, isn't it? When someone you love, someone you thought you knew, turns out to be someone else.
Artie: I know you're upset about your sister. But I'm not someone else! I'm still the same man that's loved you like a father since the day you put me in electrified handcuffs and kidnapped me.
Pete: She's bossy.
Myka: You love it.
Pete: I do.
Claudia: You're wasting your time, Voldemort.
Voldemort is the evil wizard, originally named Tom Riddle, who is the nemesis of Harry Potter in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter novels.
Pete: Luke, use the fork.
Pete is referencing the words "Use the Force, Luke," spoken by Obi-Wan Kenobi to Luke in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977).
Claudia: Very Minority Report.
The primos, and their ability to drop black balls that predict the future, is a reference to the movie Minority Report (2002), where the government keeps three PreCogs who predict "future crimes." Their future-visions are recorded by computer and can be played back via hologrammatic interfaces.
Pete: They have Borgs here?
The Borg are cybernetic humanoids from the Star Trek franchise that share a collective consciousness.
Oh, my god, I feel like I'm talking to Columbo.
Columbo is a fictional TV police detective
of the 70s and 80s, played by Peter Falk
, and know for his gentle-yet-persistent interrogation of suspected murderers.