A young lady gets haunted by some intelligent ghosts when she goes to look after her aunt's house over the Summer. Doug and Claire decide the next step in their relationship is to open a joint banking account. An advert for a pet grooming business. Kath and Dave have 15 minutes of parking to get everything done. Sandra comes across her soul-mate. Fred's date gets audited by the Date Fact Checker.
Bryce and Lisa appear in a Rent it Out! commercial. A group of eco-terrorists try different methods to get a makeup company to pay attention to them. Kathy isn't sleeping so Dave tries to help her out. Trish and Jamie are joined by an afro dog. A couple tries to buy a loft space for less then the asking price and soon realize they will have to share the tenancy. Candace and Toni hold a car wash to raise money to pay their rent. Fred worries he's missed out on hip hop when Carrie invites him to a Jay-Z concert. The eco-terrorists are persuaded to help a child protest the way his parents treat him.
A male and female 911 operative seem to have the same answer to everyone's concerns. The head of vegetables isn't impressed with the performance celery is providing and tasks Marty with improving it's market share. A woman has to place orders at various different stations at Order Grill, just to get a pastrami sandwich. Trish and Jamie are joined by a dog called Jack White who has a tendency of running away. Carrie claims herself socially bankrupt and cashes in. Marty is approached by the FBI (Federal Bacon Inspectors) when his only option he's told by Eric is to partner up with another food. Geoffrey is fed up of working in an office so joins two beggars. Marty makes a quick escape when Bacon guy realizes he's wearing a wire.
A 80s punk awakens from a coma 20 years after been knocked out, he goes in search of fellow Yuppies. Nina thinks that she's pregnant but Lance isn't convinced as he is 'The Pull Out King'. Malcolm and Kris tailgate at a concert. Jamie and Trish have a returning dog up for adoption, but Jamie gets distracted. Nina takes Lance to meet a stay at home Dad were he finds out someone else is known as 'The Pull Out King'. Nina and Lance visit the furniture store that the other pull out king works at and end up ordering a new sofa. James forgets to respond to an email about his best friends new baby until ten years later. Carrie starts dating a tax officer who wants to be a bassist until Fred holds an intervention. Nina realizes she isn't in fact pregnant when the new sofa is delivered so her and Lance decide to try for a baby anyway.
Nance injures herself when she's about to go inside, so Peter has to drive her to the emergency room. Spyke finds out from his boss if he doesn't get a car to deliver his t-shirts on he'll be replaced so he enlists the help of Lance. Dinner party guests keep trying to leave but the story the host is telling seems to be never-ending. Jamie and Trish have a dog that's come back to them that's going up for adoption again. Ghavin follows Annie Clark after she finishes a show as he has some questions to ask. Spyke and Lance head to the car salesroom. Fred and Carrie host a unsuccessful garage sale, until the Mayor shows up and buys nearly everything to launch a new 90s themed cafe. Doug and Claire try to improve their relationship by treating each other like they would a dog. Spyke see's the error of his ways when he gets road rage and starts the fight for pedestrian rights.
Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights, and his ex-wife is lead singer. Trudy and Craig produce a song. Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Guest starring Maya Rudolph, Tuck & Patti and Jeff Tweedy.
Joaquin makes a smoothie. Kickstarter videos compete at the Cant’s Film. Sandra visits a tattoo removal parlor. Malcolm and Kris make their own clothing. Toni and Candace coach the Portland Trail Blazers’ dance team. Guest starring Gus Van Sant, Paul Allen and The Portland Trail Blazers.
Mr. Mayor plans a Pride Parade. Brendan and Michelle decide it’s finally time to try recreational drugs. The Punslingers name some new businesses. Carrie’s brother comes to visit with his new boyfriend. The cops visit Toni and Candace. Spyke and Iris have dinner at a suspiciously bad Thai restaurant. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dan Savage and Josh Homme.
A minister reminds us that church is an option. Art students makes anti-corporate paintings. Mr. Mayor unveils Portland’s official 3D printer. Santa is concerned about the future of Christmas. A TV commercial director struggles with his own creativity. Lance and Nina’s lizard dies. Guest starring Ed Begley Jr.
Portlandia gets away for the weekend to New Beavertown, Oregon. Toni and Candace lead a feminist retreat for women. Kath and Dave do their best to relax. Peter and Nance go on a walking tour of the town. Guest starring Jason Sudeikis and k.d.lang.