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After 20-odd years on this spinning rock, I've determined that good friends, good books, good family, good food, amazing live music, and marginal TV make the world go 'round and 'round. Oh, and a liberal dose of booze and sex. And comedy. And this paddle game. Comedy and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. Comedy, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. Comedy and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this chair. And Prison Break. If you have questions please ask them of me; I will either answer you or, more likely, offer a wise-ass retort of some kind. I'm like that. Don't take it personally.

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the most wonderful time of the year. -- posted on May 24, 2008
So, as many of you may or may not know, I grew up in a small town northeast-ish of Denver (well, it's a pretty good sized town for that particular area of Colorado, but, y'know...). Anyway, yesterday that area was pummeled by not 1 but 6 tornadoes. Scary stuff.

On to brighter things. Sunday we're heading out on a two week road trip to visit the fam:
T-minus 2 hours: be seated on the patio with beer in hand
T-minus 4 hours: zzzzzzzzz.
T-minus 10 hours: wake up, grumpily
T-minus 12 hours: be at my fiancee's oldest step sister's high school graduation
T-minus 48 hours: be on the road to Missouri for my oldest brother's graduation from grad school.

Other stops include Iowa to meet my sister-in-law's family; Texas, where my fiancee's grandparents live; and then back home. Yup, it's gonna be awesome. Plan is to be back a week from Thursday, so I'll see you then, cats and kittens.

Now, to tide you over in the meanwhile: linkage.

Carne asada is not, indeed, a crime.

If you have time to kill, watch Top Ground Gear Force

Also good for a laugh, the 50 greatest comedy sketches of all time.

Kinda like way after the fact, but I learned today that March 14th is Steak and BJ Day.

Least politically aware protester ever.

And lastly, I'm almost horrified to admit that my guy bought himself this shirt

See you dudes next week! Comment >>

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• February 29, 2008: technology is awesome.
• September 21, 2007: little victories.
• August 22, 2007: schooled.
• July 8, 2007: end of an era.
• June 11, 2007: the party zone.

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Tony's Legacy Ryan April 5, 2009
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Real Name: Jen
Location: Colorado, US
Occupation: Glorified Receptionist, Government Drone
Hobbies & Interests: TV and music (of course), my beautiful daugter and fiance (they mean the world to me), sleeping, coffee, concerts, Cheez-its, The B-52's, string cheese, Target, mocking bad movies, mocking the stupid, penguins, and lastly, chocolate
Favorite Singers/Music Bands: I enjoy many bands . . . all of which are cooler than you
Favorite Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Eternal Sunshine, Snatch, Dogma ... and Pearl Harbor and The Notebook (bah, I'm such a girl)
Favorite Books: Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Heart of Darkness, The Federalist Papers
Favorite Sport: Skinny dipping.
Favorite Quote/Idiom/Sentence: DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY: When was the last time you saw a nice piece of elephant?
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