After 20-odd years on this spinning rock, I've determined that good friends, good books, good family, good food, amazing live music, and marginal TV make the world go 'round and 'round. Oh, and a liberal dose of booze and sex. And comedy. And this paddle game. Comedy and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. Comedy, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. Comedy and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

And this chair. And Prison Break.

If you have questions please ask them of me; I will either answer you or, more likely, offer a wise-ass retort of some kind. I'm like that. Don't take it personally.