The Andy Milonakis Show is a series about Andy Milonakis. On this sketch comedy-like TV series, Andy does bizzarre skits that have no meaning or point. Andy occasionally will talk to people on the street. Most people are annoyed by Andy's presence when he does such sketches, and some insult him for bothering him.
Andy has had some musical guests on his show from time-to-time, such as Snoop Dogg, Lil' John & the Eastside Boyz, Fat Joe, and more.
The Andy Milonakis Show is a series that is mostly a love-hate show. Meaning that people mostly either absolutely adore the series, or they hate the series because of his childless antics.
After a lengthy hiatus, MTV 2 announced the returning of The Andy Milonakis Show two weeks ago, and has recently begun airing.
"I rock peas on my head
But don't call me a pea-head
Bees on my head
But don't call me a bee-head
Bruce Lees on my head
But don't call me a Lee-head
Excuse me for a second
I gots to get my tree fed
You wear name brands
And I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple
Who loves self-loathing (I hate myself)
Pancake on my face
Makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles
That sit on my lap-py
'Cause its my show
You can't tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons
I make beef stew
So, yo I gotta go
Its time for me to rocket
I put balogna in my left pocket
'Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause its my show
I'm Andy Milonakis
Its my show
I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmokis
Its my show
I'm Andy Milonakis"
Recaps2x1: Episode 9 recap
: Andy has people from the street interview him, and whenever they ask him a question, he knocks over the table they are sitting at, and breaks the glasses on it.
Andy pretends a loan officer with an old lady as his body guard.
Andy and Ralphie create a tin-can phone out of boredom.
Andy has his idea of a pillow fight in which he stabs his pillow to death.
Andy calls a doctor to bring his cookie back to life, but it dies. He has to ultimately eat the cookie to put it out of it's missery.
Ralphie dances while Andy plays the drums with his yellow, plastic wig on.
Woobie and Andy become anime characters.
Andy questions a lady on the street on her feelings about certain objects, then uses her name in place of the object in her feelings
How do you feel about soda?
It tastes good.
Andy then raps about "stuff.
After that, Andy learns how to tap dance.
Andy brushes his face with toothpaste.
A corn-on-the-cob that Andy is eating suddenly becomes a harmonica that operates when you eat it.
Ralphie turns his "smart dial" on high so he becomes very educated.
Someone on the street breaths fire.
A cartoon show featuring Acid-Reflux Charlie, Mini-Dracula, a pig, and more is featured with childlike-drawing animation.
Woobie pukes on the floor, causing Andy to get angry.
Andy and his duplicate with an afro play a word game.
Andy's teeth come out while watching an interview with Paul Wall. Paul Wall comes out of the tv and gives Andy a "grill" that allows him to bite through anything. Paul Wall tries to convince Andy to use his powers for good. Ralphie's foot gets stuck in a blender, so Andy and Paul must bite off the blender. They end up biting through his arms and legs. Despite that, Ralphie is not in pain, nor is he in pain... read more.