Review: 'Black Sails' an Ambitious, Flawed Tale of Blood, Booze, and Babes


Review: 'Black Sails' an Ambitious, Toothless Foray into Blood, Booze, and Babes


In the ever-expanding television landscape, one that continues to sport programs for niche audiences as well as major hits with broad appeal, networks all around are embracing the original scripted series like never before.

Netflix has heralded in this era, and the past couple years have seen Amazon, Hulu, History, and even Hallmark to get into the action. We’ve yet to hit a saturation point, as networks have too embraced the ability of audiences to watch shows whenever and however they deem fit.

For years Starz has churned out original programming to varying success, with ‘Spartacus’ arguably its most successful (‘The Pillars of the Earth’ was acclaimed, albeit a miniseries). With ‘Da Vinci’s Demons’ airing last year, and the sci-fi ‘Outlander’ and the crime series ‘Power,’ among others, slated, Starz is making a major push for both attention and definition, and at the forefront is ‘Black Sails.’

The big-budget, highly-publicized, and Michael Bay-associated period pirate drama is the network’s most ambitious foray into original programming, and for better or worse, it will define the network (here’s a hint – it’s probably for the worse).

Review: 'Black Sails' an Ambitious, Toothless Foray into Blood, Booze, and Babes

‘Black Sails’ is simply described as a loose prequel to Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic ‘Treasure Island.’ More to the point, which seems to be the motto of the blunt instrument that is ‘Black Sails,’ the show is about pirates – like a TV version of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ (and not the kind of pirates in ‘Captain Phillips’).

The issues and limitations are apparent early and often, translating into less frustration for the viewer and more despondency. There seems surely an audience for such a story, with characters, locations, and threads as exotic and fascinating as possible, seemingly. And it need neither be restrained to the oddities and capriciousness that make up the cinematic franchise led by Gore Verbinski and Johnny Depp, nor adhere to Bay’s typical frenetic orgies of action and noise.

That is to say, ‘Black Sails,’ for all its wondrous and exciting potential permutations, comes up empty, lackluster, and all too predictable; trapped in conventions and ideals of the past, not unlike its network’s ever-awkward name.

It begins in pedestrian fashion, with a serviceable yet none-too-thrilling hijacking of a ship at sea.  A cunning if not cowardly young man, who happens to look like a cross between Depp and ‘Pirates’ co-star Orlando Bloom, chats with a portly cook about the merits of surrender. The former is John Silver, one of several characters from the Stevenson book made younger and brought to the past; he is not yet ‘Long’ as it were, or is he especially nefarious.

Enter Captain Flint, the grizzled Toby Stephens who seems surprisingly wary and lacking menace, for now. After the siege, however, come a tangent in politics and economics, as during the trip ashore and subsequent visit, Flint, his apparent chief-of-staff, and other well-spoken and supposedly respected pirate colleagues discuss finances, or lack thereof. It’s yet another ambitious yet poorly-realized component of ‘Black Sails,’ presenting pirates as not just savvy on the seas, but clever with money, allegiances, and well, staffing.

As a result, the rest of the story overcompensates with bloody action, solicited sex, and women molded from the minds of adolescent boys. Cue the wild harem wine party, the foul-tongued businesswoman who liaises for pirates, and the dramatic duel.

Review: 'Black Sails' an Ambitious, Toothless Foray into Blood, Booze, and Babes

All of this would be evocative were it not so desperate and empty, as characters are painted in painfully broad strokes, and a story is color-by-numbers, things that shouldn’t have to be done given a 65-minute pilot.

Ultimately, the show’s reach exceeds its grasp, hook-hand or no, with visible limitations on the high seas action set pieces, uneven pacing, and characters ripped from different times and places. For now, it lacks beauty, exoticism, and wide-open wonder associated with the time. The cumbersome plot starts to sharpen towards the end with a finale that is more satisfying, but could also be more legitimized with a better opening 45-minutes.

There is time for a turnaround for ‘Black Sails,’ but it has to happen fast. There are but seven episodes left in the first season, and Starz already ordered a second, with ten more episodes already underway shooting.

The Starz brand, at least for now, will be reinforced with blood and breasts from a savage, gluttonous perspective (as done with ‘Spartacus’). ‘Black Sails’ clearly wants to be more – but it’s far from there just yet.

‘Black Sails’ premieres on Starz tonight at 9 p.m. The pilot is also on YouTube, which you can watch below.

- starz
- Toby Stephens
- Michael Bay
- Black Sails

Written by: AnthonyWrites
Jan 25th, 2014, 5:59 pm

Images courtesy of starz


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Since: 06/Jan/09
Message Posted On Mar 13th, 2016, 9:58 am

Writin in the middle of season three.

This is ONE of the TOP shows out there.



Message Posted On Mar 15th, 2014, 10:23 pm
I just finished watching the season finale. I have to say that I'm glad they are bringing it back for another season, if that bit of information in the review is true. I found this show to be very entertaining. Personally, I always try to give a new show a few episodes before I judge it. Yes, it got off to a slow start, but, you also have to give it chance to follow the story, and let the show get all the characters introduced. I see a recurring problem with audiences now days not having the attention span to follow a story. All in all, great show. There's nothing like it on TV right now.

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Since: 03/Apr/12
Message Posted On Feb 1st, 2014, 7:19 am

This review is so biased, i don't even where to start.


To write a review like this ,from only watching one episode, is beyond me.


A review like this just shows ,the best thing to do is watch it yourself, and then make up your mind.


I can only assume but it reads like the reviewer had an alterior motive of sorts.





Message Posted On Jan 27th, 2014, 8:30 am
forestcall, as Jack Bauer would scream whilst shaking you violently" WHO DO YOU WORK FOR"!

Message Posted On Jan 27th, 2014, 4:57 am
This review just sounds like a giant rant, like you wanted it to be something else yet it isn't and now your pissed off lol...

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Since: 27/Jan/14
Message Posted On Jan 27th, 2014, 3:22 am

I loved this show! More more more!! Ignore all these comments! It was a fun and entertaining show.


Message Posted On Jan 27th, 2014, 2:03 am
I hope this doesn't become something like the One Piece manga.

Message Posted On Jan 26th, 2014, 2:11 pm
I enjoyed it, but none of it seemed very "piratey" to me. Luckily it was a pilot episode and Ive made a point to not judge pilots... however, much needs to be done and quick or this show will end up being a flop.

Message Posted On Jan 26th, 2014, 1:47 pm
"It's critics and reviewers who have no taste, or a strict taste in what they like which disrupts the flow of decent drama series and floods the market with "reality" shows and other PC garbage." I have no clue what that meant. The show was a by the numbers work. As if someone did a survey of what a pirate show should be like when using 21st century ideas. Then it was sent to a marketing group to design everything else. Banshee, for example, has a more real feel. Even with the outrageous action and violence. Luck, Breaking Bad, so on all did not feel as plastic and organized/designed as this does. Even the Lesbianism was not appealing, pretty blase. There was nothing original or outstanding, nothing quotable or quirky, nothing memorable the next day. One season, unless they get it together later on.

Message Posted On Jan 26th, 2014, 10:16 am
I enjoyed it. I hope it doesn't get cancelled just like so many decent shows before it. We need more series which have an entertaining value this one has the potential to deliver. I have been an avid admirer of the pirate theme. It's critics and reviewers who have no taste, or a strict taste in what they like which disrupts the flow of decent drama series and floods the market with "reality" shows and other PC garbage.
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