At Shorty’s, Wynonna is moving Waverly’s stuff out. She sits down next to Henry and suggests that he buy her a drink. Wynonna figures that he’s running from something or looking for something: just her type. Henry says that she isn’t his type and walks away. Waverly comes over and says that there’s something familiar about Henry, and pokes fun at Wynonna’s previous boyfriends. Wynonna tells her sister to be ready to give Xavier the information she’s gathered on the Revenants, and Waverly assures Wynonna that she’ll dig it...Read the full recap
Wynonna: Buy me a round, Henry?
Doc: Oh, you are awful forward for a girl in dungarees.
Waverly: Nothing, it’s just that it’s been a long time since I said it out loud. You know, it sounds a little cuckoo bananas.
Xavier: Yeah, well this isn’t my first time hearing about demonic maledictions or enclaves of evil. Proceed.
Wynonna: Yes, Waverly, proceed.
Xavier: So we got to identify the prisoners and keep them contained.
Wynonna: By shooting them in the face. Starting with the seven revenants that killed our home, seven killed our sister. I want them to tremble in fear before me.
Xavier: You got powdered sugar on your nose.
Doc: Bravery is just a fancy word for stupid. Please refrain from accusing me of such foolishness.
Wynonna: What makes this ours?
Xavier: The deputy mayor’s body was filleted. Like a fish.
Wynonna: Uh. Fish death equals Black Badge, got it.
Xavier: My theory is that they’re collecting rarities for a ritual.
Wynonna: Like voodoo?
Xavier: Uh, more like Dark Ages European than Haitian.
Wynonna: Sometimes you come so close to cool, and then cool makes a run for it.
Sheriff Neadley: So we just stand around with our thumbs up our asses?
Xavier: And if that’s how you’ve been trained, feel free.
Doc: You have seen a lot of strange things in Purgatory. Unnatural things. So I do hope your mind is open.
Wynonna: Look, if you’re about to propose a threesome, I’m tired and I haven’t shaved my legs.