Doc: I made a bargain for eternal longevity. Cured me of chronic tuberculosis and freed me from the ravages of time unless I catch a bullet, a knife, or an oncoming train.
Wynonna: With that mouth, I give you ten minutes.
Wynonna: “Repent sinners.” It’s written in blood. Good times.
Wynonna: We’re here to talk about Megan Hoshford.
Malick: Sounds like a whore. Then again, you’re all whores.
Wynonna: You had me at “whores.”
Xavier: We all make mistakes.
Wynonna: That’s the most un-Dolls thing you’ve ever said to me.
Xavier: You’re in serious trouble, Henry. You are looking good for two homicides.
Doc: Ah, now that is one thing we can agree on. I do look great.
Wynonna: Sorry, I’m supposed to find all the people I’ve hurt and beg their stupid forgivenesses.
Waverly: But everyone hates you, Wynonna.
Wynonna: I’m aware.
Wynonna: Guilty, sinner, forgiveness. Just another dude telling me what I’ve done wrong. But now... I’m about to do some right.
Doc: I do not recall what lie I told you. I was probably drunk.
Wynonna: It was 8 a.m.
Doc: I was definitely drunk.