Mitch and Cam are back home from their honeymoon and Mitch is adjusting much quicker than Cameron. Claire is furious with Phil but he has no idea why
Songs: Billy Ocean
-- Caribbean Queen (No More Love On the Run)
Jay and Gloria are unable to agree on what kind of anniversary gifts to exchange.
Some wedding video footage shows that Phil is to blame for a cold that has plagued the family.
Cameron wants to make sure that his team's winning streak continues but is concerned that Mitchell is a jinx.
Phil and Claire are worried after an obnoxious couple take a look at the house for sale next door.
Claire allows Phil to make the Halloween arrangements and he decides to do something different from her normal theme.
Haley and Andy begin to spend a lot of time together, but Phil and Claire can not make up their minds what to think about their relationship. Gloria's determination for Manny to study Spanish instead of French causes her to employ a handsome Spanish tutor.
Phil and Luke cook Thanksgiving dinner causing Claire to decide to get ready a secret back-up turkey.
Claire and Phil are worried that Alex's boyfriend is made up. Manny could end up ruining Jay's plan to avoid a party.
The family go with Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday.
A near-death experience leads to several members of the family deciding to make life changes.
Phil calls in his father and his retired friends to help in a war with the neighbors.
After Phil believes Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy ends up becoming Phil's new right-hand man.
Claire believes that Phil could be more into "Juliana" than her. Gloria's sister pays a visit.
Jay shows Manny how to defend himself whilst Mitch and Cam decide to throw Sal a belated baby shower.
Claire does some online snooping that causes drama with the rest of the family.
When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay race to shoot a commercial of their own.
Claire does some spring cleaning. Haley attempts to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival.
Jay’s birthday brings everyone together and Phil is beside himself over the super cool gift he got Jay, a high-tech outdoor grill. Claire and Mitch decide they will “offer” to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift not really thinking he will take them up on it, and Gloria teaches Manny and Luke a lesson about drinking, while Andy gets real awkward with Haley when she brings over her new doctor boyfriend.
Jay agrees to play on Cam's bowling team unaware that it's a gay league.
Haley decides to try and stand up for herself in the workplace. Claire tries to bribe the principal at school.
After Alex and her rival are both given the honor of being named Valedictorian, their parents convince the principal to allow the kids to compete for the title. Javier distracts Gloria as she studies for her US citizenship. Mitch and Cameron participate in a protest they don't believe in.
Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to celebrate senior ditch day; Claire gets a job offer.
The whole family is at Jay & Gloria’s for Alex’s graduation party, except for Phil who ingeniously figured out a way to be there via skype and a robotic vessel after being unexpectedly detained in Seattle on a business trip. During the celebration, Jay frets about Gloria’s cousin who has overstayed his welcome; Claire stresses out about giving Alex the perfect gift; Mitch hides news of being laid off from Cam, and Andy’s girlfriend Beth is in town stirring up a whole lot tension with Haley which finally leads to a realization that may have come too late.