Haley gets back together with Dylan. Alex and Sanjay plan their breakup since they are both going off to college. Mitchell avoids finding a new job and takes up art. Jay and Gloria try to find a good preschool for Joe.
Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn't want to spend the day at Phil's open house; being landlords stresses out Mitch and Cam.
Mitchell takes a job with a rival of Jay's; Luke and Manny visit Alex but use the opportunity to meet girls; Gloria is upset when a cheerleader doesn't decorate Manny's locker; Phil and Claire try to play chicken when Dylan moves in.
Phil convinces Lily to help with hatch the ducks he made a habitat for; Claire wants to impress her father with some ideas she has for the business; Cam spends time bonding with the frat guys.
Gloria is excited at the possibility for being selected for jury duty; Claire brings Alex and Haley to work and hopes to impress them; Phil takes Manny and Luke's class to community service day.
Phil is surprised by Claire's reaction to Luke's arrest; Mitchell helps Gloria figure out the secret to her family sauce recipe.
Phil is selling an upscale home where various members of the family sneak off for alone time.
Gloria wins a silent auction to have a therapist come for an afternoon with the adults; Haley and Alex consider dumping their boyfriends.
Gloria's plans for a White Christmas don't go as planned.
Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to fulfill their promise of a special day for Cameron; Gloria arranges a playdate with a couple at Joe's school.
Claire decides to get rid of all of the clutter out of the house before taking over Jay's business. Jay's new hobby causes concern for Cameron.
Phil feels unappreciated as Claire is busy running the closet business. A life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce display receives some unsavory attention. Cam and Mitch feel suspicious of their new renters.
A power outage during a thunderstorm sees the whole family going to Jay and Gloria's. Jay attempts to make it to a reunion with some friends from the Navy. Phil hopes to redeem himself following a panic attack.
Clueless that Claire has a new personal assistant, Phil is unable to work out how she is getting everything done. Jay and Gloria are suffering with a lack of sleep after Joe goes through a fussy phase.
Phil lies to Claire in an effort to stop her from finding out about his attractive new client. Gloria wants Claire's help in dealing with a yoga instructor she believes is attracted to her.
Phil decides to take a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, but they are both feeling tired.
Manny and Luke baby-sit Lily so the adults can have a day alone but things go awry. Claire is convinced the boys are throwing a party.
Claire and the children attempt to hide a stray dog from Phil. Gloria invites a new couple over.